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A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier died soon after captivity, with the coroner pronouncing him ‘Caucasian’ at the time of death.

The reparations, which equals 2.5% of North Korea’s GDP, is proportionate to the pigmentation of the victim’s skin.  Previous US torture victims have received equivalent amounts; $5000 for african americans, $200 for native americans and 0.5 dollars for the cast of ‘Lost’.

Ironically most white kids can earn more in death than thousands of their ethnic equivalents in life.  Some are said to be born with a silver spoon and buried with a shovel from Tiffany’s.

Said a US spokesman: ‘Suing a country for the loss of a child is a right that should apply to anyone, unless they come from Korea, Vietnam, Guatemala, Iran, Cuba, Brazil, Chile,Grenada, Nicaragua, Libya, Panama, Honduras, Colombia, Iraq, Somali, Sudan, Serbia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen or Syria. Merry Xmas’.

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