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Question Time audience still requires Equity card

Upon the discovery that the BBC has been padding out their audiences with paid actors, many theatrical agents are left wondering where their 10% is.  With pre-rehearsed lines, fake emotions … Continue reading

January 31, 2019 · 2 Comments

BBC apologies for TV licence email scam

A TV licence scam has led to more than 5,000 complaints; many of those from viewers of the re-makes of ‘Porridge’ and ‘Watership Down’.  The email is designed to lure … Continue reading

January 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Anyone who says they ‘respect the public vote’ probably doesn’t

Respecting the outcome of a referendum is starting to sound a lot like respecting the sanctity of marriage – more of a guideline than an actual rule. It sounds very … Continue reading

January 29, 2019 · 2 Comments

Noam Chomsky – the Anti-Semite’s Anti-Semite

Thanks to renowned academic and Nazi-hunter, Rachel Riley, the notorious racist Noam Chomsky has finally been outed. Too long has he been terrorizing the world with his support for freedom, … Continue reading

January 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Told you, even without a deal there was always going to be a way of getting our prosecco in.’

WINNER: ‘Told you, even without a deal there was always going to be a way of getting our prosecco in.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP Dam it! No Guinness! (from Inchcock) … Continue reading

January 27, 2019 · 2 Comments

May decides peace in Northern Ireland is a ‘bit boring’

Adrenaline junky and Semtex enthusiast, Theresa May, has decided to liven up N.I. by altering the Good Friday Agreement and making fun of ‘the Pope’s pointy hat’.  Not content with … Continue reading

January 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Homeless people cheating at being homeless – by dying

Government officials have identified a loophole being exploited by itinerant ne’er-do-wells, intent on avoiding work at all costs. Rather than getting on the housing ladder, like any self-respecting capitalist, too … Continue reading

January 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Theresa May finally unites a nation

Left/Right wing, Young/Old, Mammal/Lesser-spotted toad – all have joined together to flip the Prime Minister the two-fingered salute.  Natural enemies have put aside their differences and with one resounding voice, … Continue reading

January 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

You’re paid less because you’re sh$t at your job

A landmark study has revealed that the wage gap you are experiencing, is simply down to you being worse than your work colleagues. Explained your line-manger: ‘I’m biased, but not … Continue reading

January 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

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