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‘Bring me home’ says extremist, Nigel Farage.

The ex-UKIP Leader has said he wants to return to the UK to give ‘birth’ to a new Brexit party.  In 1999 Mr. Farage left London to join the caliphate … Continue reading

February 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Man who slept through Oscars had ‘no regrets

Rather than stay up until stupid-o’clock, to find out who won Best Botox or Most Plausible Merkin, Hamid Alvi (34) decided to become comatose by a more natural method. When … Continue reading

February 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Chuka Umunna denies being ‘by-election curious’

Dismissing rumors that he was a closest democrat, the ex-Labour MP has been quick to explain that he was in favour of giving consensual voters the choice – except when … Continue reading

February 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘If only we had a centrist pro-EU party’ says Vince Cable

As rumours circulate that disgruntled Labour MPs are set to form their own ‘moderate’ party, the Liberal Democrats have been forced to remind the public that they actually still exist. … Continue reading

February 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’

WINNER:  ‘It never said in the brochure that the tide went out this far!!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP: He’ll never make it to Cardiff for kick off. (from Jamie Nelmes) … Continue reading

February 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

It’s Chris Grayling – what did you expect?

Shocking new statistics suggest at least 0.000001% of the population are still under the impression that Chris Grayling can actually do a job.  Alarming feedback, indicates that some voters would … Continue reading

February 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Anti-racist party promises to protect those of a ‘funny tinge’

The new Independent Group PLC, has set out its anti-racist credentials in the boldest terms, by pointing out that some people look ‘a bit odd’. A spokeswoman said: ‘Too long … Continue reading

February 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘F$ck May’ or ‘Save the Planet’ – can’t we do both?

Schoolchildren protesting against climate change, have presented the nation with an agonizing choice – battle climate change or vote the ‘Tories Out’. However, neutral observers have suggested that these choices … Continue reading

February 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Maybe not having Brexit is making firms leave?

While everyone is quick to assume Brexit uncertainty is leading to high-profile companies leaving the UK, others suggest that it is this very lack of post-apocalyptic-turnip-famine-zombie-infestation opportunities that are killing … Continue reading

February 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

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