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‘Bring me home’ says extremist, Nigel Farage.


The ex-UKIP Leader has said he wants to return to the UK to give ‘birth’ to a new Brexit party.  In 1999 Mr. Farage left London to join the caliphate European State, during which time he actively promoted the Profit Trump.

While the Home Office has considered repatriating terrorist brides, they are reluctant to grant access to someone with such an ‘extremist past’ and who has expressed no remorse for radicalizing the nation’s gammon.

In 1999, disguised as a school girl, Mr. Farage crossed the border into Belgium; entering into an arranged marriage with the far-right EAF.  During which time he spoke of having seen previous UKIP leaders beheaded, but mostly by their own hand.

Speaking from a refugee camp near South Thanet, Mr. Farage said he would soon be suffering from malnutrition – when in fifty years his EU pension comes to an end.  A Home Office spokeswoman confirmed: ‘We have received requests for sanctuary from many people, including ISIS recruits and Nigel Farage.  But there is a risk, opening our borders to someone who would let a bomb off in the heart of our democracy and those other guys are from ISIS’.

 

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