The Truth about Goats
The Labour leader has come under renewed criticism for not offering support to those lining up to physically assault him. Many of his own MPs have said that Mr. Corbyn is not nearly vocal enough in asking for ‘a pow, right to the kisser’.
Punched in the head, while visiting a local Mosque, Mr. Corbyn is said to have said ‘Ooofff!’ – which critics suggest is a thinly veiled criticism of getting thumped. Worse still is the accusation that Mr. Corbyn deliberately bruised a man’s knuckles with his head
Already under-fire for hanging out with peace campaigners, it has become clear that Mr. Corbyn is an apologist for victims of violence. An egg, which was also damaged in the fracas, commented: ‘I always ‘ad my suspicions that the bearded fella didn’t want to be hit – and ere’s the proof. Egg on his face, for sure’.
Pictures have also emerged of Mr. Corbyn refusing to hit an elderly women, forgetting to slap a grieving relative of the Grenfell disaster and failing to kick the cenotaph, when he had the chance. Many on the Hard Left have been accused of posting inflammatory comments and images of kittens, Gandhi and kittens with Gandhi. The egg complained: ‘Bloody, pacifists. Always, ruining a good punch up’.