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Instead of re-charging your iPhone why not buy a new iPhone?


Apple are proud to introduce a new business model whereby, customers will simply be advised to upgrade from an iPhone 11 to an iPhone 12 – without the hassle of … Continue reading

April 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Jess Phillips to quit TV to go into politics


Everyone’s favourite plain-spoken TV-listing, has said she plans to run for election, the moment she finishes recording Strictly Celebrity Bakeoff XII.  Jess has said that her brand of plain-spokenness is … Continue reading

April 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Chris Pratt launches “Snotify”


WINNER: Chris Pratt launches “Snotify”. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP The idea is to slurp it all in before it hits the floor. Best results, as usual, can be seen … Continue reading

April 28, 2019 · 2 Comments

French Revolutionary peasants ‘never liked’ cake in the first place


Historians have revealed that Marie Antoinette’s iconic dietary advice was intended to mock those who were gluten-intolerant.  What was previously unknown, was that 48% of all peasants had wheat-related allergies … Continue reading

April 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Pope: Keeping a nun as a sex slave is no longer cool


It may have taken 2000 years to reach the conclusion, but the Catholic Church is now ‘definitely…almost certainly’ against abuse or at the very least is unhappy when it gets … Continue reading

April 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Government insists Dodos ‘are doing fine’


The Environment Secretary explained that the recent Extinction Rebellion protest was far too presumptuous and that climate change was just the planetary equivalent of the menopause. Mr. Gove dismissed concerns … Continue reading

April 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Seven years trapped in an embassy and still no Brexit in sight


Bleary eyed and unshaven, Julian Assange has emerged from the Ecuadorian Embassy shocked to discover that after 28 Brexit Secretraies and 178 Meaningful Votes, Brexit has still not occurred. Originally … Continue reading

April 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The not so ‘Hard’ Border


WINNER: The not so ‘Hard’ Border (From Zatsmee) RUNNERS UP  Eire reacts to Brexit (from Goy7AA) Leprechauns their powers to conjure invisible stool (from MikeStern1976) Both of them could see … Continue reading

April 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

French Police hunt arsonist with distinctive curvature of the spine


Officials now believe that fire in Notre-Dame Cathedral may have been started by a dissatisfied bell-ringer, aggrieved by his medieval working conditions and lack of orthopaedic chairs. A Mr. Q. … Continue reading

April 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

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