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Spice Girls’ concert hit by sound problems – fans could hear them


Fans at the Cardiff’s Principality Stadium have complained that the pop divas were clearly audible throughout their performance. Said one fan: ‘I didn’t pay £100 to hear a cacophony of … Continue reading

May 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Government to re-nationalize Chris Grayling 


Plans are in motion to return the Secretary for Transport’s brain into public ownership, having previously been outsourced to pack of howler monkeys.  The failed privatization of Mr. Grayling has … Continue reading

May 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Bollocks to a solution


The EU elections saw 35% of the vote go Ultra Remain, 35% to Hard Brexiteers and the remaining 30% to those contemplating suicide. The UK electorate sent an unequivocal message … Continue reading

May 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

May to ‘finish with a song’


The Prime Minister has confirmed that the schedule for her departure will be shortened from ‘until hell freezes over’ to the ‘next available cab off the rank’.  To please her … Continue reading

May 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Ridiculous looking hare, seen here with the Easter Bunny.


WINNER: Ridiculous looking hare, seen here with the Easter Bunny. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP They got their Heils back to front. Tsk! (from Inchcock) Reduce, Reuse and Recycle (Shag, Marry, … Continue reading

May 26, 2019 · 4 Comments

Students paying for Teacher meals out of their own pocket money


While 45% of UK teachers have bought essentials for their students, many students have been forced to support malnourished staff with gin-soaked apples and pickled onion ‘Monster Munch’ from their … Continue reading

May 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Fascism is not lactose intolerant


  As much of 60% of the electorate still think they can ward off Nigel Farage with a milkshake, a clove of garlic and a request for his tax returns. … Continue reading

May 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trust no one who cannot understand the ‘reply all’ function


Just as businesses around the UK are adjusting to the ramifications of GDPR, ‘Archie from accounts’ has just forwarded everyone the last two years’ worth of confidential invoices; along with … Continue reading

May 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

How did you miss the cut for the Sunday Times Rich List?


In a shocking oversight, you have failed yet again to make it on to the ‘Who’s Who of Greed’; this is despite a year of careful financial management including changing … Continue reading

May 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

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