The Truth about Goats
The renowned Brexiteer has defended his decision to continue to perform his ‘black face’ caricature of a bumbling historian. Despite using negative class-based stereo-types, Mr. Johnson insisted that his ‘Kwasi’ was following in the great comic traditions – of Jim Davidson.
Ironically Kwasi Kwarteng M.P., PPS to Philip Hammond, has been told to stop touring with his comic creation of a failed Foreign Secretary. Critics say that ‘Boris’ is a crude composite of the aristocracy, moth-eaten tweed and a packet of pork scratchings.
Separated at birth, because nobody likes that much stupid, Boris and Kwasi have led very different lives. Although having both had scholarships to Eton and studied Classics at Oxbridge, only one of them likes water cannons.
One reviewer said: ‘I’m not sure which idiot is the real idiot. It’s how I felt when Richard Madeley did Ali G – I wasn’t sure if it was the result of deconstructed post-modernism or too many tequilas. Boris? Kwasu? Either way its bad taste’.