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Caption Competition: ‘Haven’t lost an arm wrestle for years, your Majesty’


WINNER: ‘Haven’t lost an arm wrestle for years, your Majesty’ (from SteveHorowitz) RUNNERS UP ‘You fist pump me again Blobby and one will have one thrown in the fucking Tower!’ … Continue reading

June 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris is Connor MacLeod


The Tory frontrunner has proven himself impervious to all forms of scandal or physical harm; and who many suspect is an immortal Etonian, here to fight for ‘The Prize’ of … Continue reading

June 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Concentration Camps to be rebranded ‘Disney’s World of Cramped Living Conditions’


The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency is under-fire for detaining immigrants in a ‘detainy’ sort of way, in camps that are bit ‘campish’ and in concentrated fashion, evoking … Continue reading

June 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

US finds Iranian boat on top of Salisbury cathedral


In what cynics are describing as a convenient turn of events, the CIA has said they have found irrefutable evidence that Iran is behind recent tanker attacks; leaving behind lost … Continue reading

June 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Mark Field perfects Heimlich manoeuvre


Medical professionals have applauded MP Mark Field’s valiant man-handling of a Greenpeace protestor, using his best Sith-Lord throat-massage. The Foreign Office minister’s life-saving procedure, involved smashing the young woman against … Continue reading

June 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The Short cut to Brexit!


Caption Picture – The Short cut to Brexit! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP Exclusion wall set up around Mark Field (from JoyWelsh) Tory Leadership Contest: Endurance Round (from Ghost77er) Black Watch-lite … Continue reading

June 22, 2019 · 2 Comments

Cat is sure you’ll prefer her anus to your newspaper


After much analysis of human behaviour, ‘Missy’ the Cat is convinced that thrusting her derrière in your face, would be your preferred option over doing The Times crossword.  A cheeky … Continue reading

June 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Voter, looking left, gets hit by bus coming from the right


Nervous voters reluctant to cast their votes for anything vaguely left-wing, have been surprised to wake up to the prospect of Boris Johnson as PM and Nigel Farage as their … Continue reading

June 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Chuka deciding which party to betray next


Having rattled through more parties than Charlie Sheen, the ex-Labour/TIG/CUK MP is looking settle down for the foreseeable future – all ten minutes of it.  Currently the Lib Dems are … Continue reading

June 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

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