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Alastair Campbell: ‘I’m not a war criminal – I just voted for it’


Tony Blair’s former spin doctor has been expelled from the Labour Party for appearing on TV and endorsing weapons of mass destruction. While Mr. Campbell insisted his loyalty lay with peace-loving Labour, he could not resist the chance to support an illegal war, mass-murder and the worst crime of all – voting Lib Dem.

Mr. Campbell tried to explain that his position was just that of a pro-Remainer – primarily remaining in Iraq. He has also been a strong advocate for a People’s Vote on whether Saddam Hussein had WMD.

Supporters of Mr. Campbell claimed his war crimes were a ‘one off’ and that normally he avoided lying to the House of Commons. A friend remarked: ‘Alastair is regularly treasonous to his own party but he only committed actual treason once – unless you count all that rendition, but whose counting that?’.

Worryingly this means that other Labour grandees might be expelled for spurious reasons like covering up child abuse, industrial scale tax avoidance or accepting bribes from a foreign power – ha, only kidding, that stuff is fine!

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