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Weather Presenters to stop being so jolly about the death of the environment

A leaked memo reveals that weather ‘personalities’ have been told to ratchet down the excitable banter about ‘scorching weekends’, ‘bikini bank-holidays’ and ‘Pandas on fire’. Instead of celebrating rising sea … Continue reading

July 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tom Watson is Judge Dredd

  The Deputy Leader of the Labour Party has signalled his intention to ride into Mega-City One and shoot ‘anti-Semitic perps’ or anyone in the queue for Glastonbury.  Emboldened, ‘Judge … Continue reading

July 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Game of Thrones fans disappointed by ‘Boris is King’ finale

Having waited through several seasons of blood-letting, Euro-cides and the occasional Esther McVey nipple; GOT fans were fuming that such poorly written character gets to be PM. Boris Johnson now … Continue reading

July 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tankers for the memories

Who said the age of romance and piracy is not dead? Iran, the UK and the US are all desperate to hold onto any little memento of one another, particular … Continue reading

July 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Native Americans back Trump’s ‘go back to where you came from’ speech

The ancestors of the original proprietors of North America, were quick to endorse the President’s sentiment and that immigrants should take their glass beads, pox blankets and worthless treaties with … Continue reading

July 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

People’s March scores an 8 on the ‘jolly scale’

Pro-Europeans from across hundreds of branches of Waitrose, once more coalesced in our nation’s capitol, to protest that 52 still seems as a larger number than 48. Despite a lack … Continue reading

July 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Scouts to be renamed ‘Corbyn Youth’

Horrified BBC viewers saw a celebration of the Scout movement transform into a Jeremy Corbyn ‘love-in’, with participants demanding home-made jam from their jamboree.  The parallels with Hitler’s Youth are … Continue reading

July 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Mrs Satan always made a point of checking the obituaries

Winner: Mrs Satan always made a point of checking the obituaries (from ClaireLinder78) RUNNERS UP Diane’s small ad had been published – ‘Hat for sale’ (from MarkAlbrightBlog) Janet was convinced … Continue reading

July 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Having two votes in an election is the most Tory thing you can do

Thousands of activists have been issued with more than one ballot for the Conservative election – allowing them to have twice as many reasons not to support either candidate.  Those … Continue reading

July 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

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