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James O’Brien shocked that voting for Boris might get Boris elected


The LBC presenter and Centrist pin-up, has had his little mind blown by the idea if you sit on wet paint, you might get covered in paint.  That causality is a new concept to Mr O’Brien might explain why he eats doughnuts to lose weight, cuts his own hair and still puts a fork in the toaster.

Having spent the better part of four years lambasting Boris Johnson’s Brexit position, it transpires Mr O’Brien voted for him as Mayor; which makes him at best a hypocrite, at worst, a goldfish.  Mr O’Brien confessed to not ‘remembering’ why he cast his vote, because having a reason is clearly an unreasonably high demand for a graduate of the London School of Economics.

Without any sense of irony, Mr O’Brien has built a career on criticizing the gullibility of Leave Voters.  A friend said: ‘James is outraged that Boris might become PM, how could this have happened?  I blame Jeremy Corbyn’.

Meanwhile Mr O’Brien is oblivious to the connection between one dumb thing and another dumb thing – or as we call it, his mouth and his brain.

Despite all this, James has his own radio show.

Just think about that.

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2 comments on “James O’Brien shocked that voting for Boris might get Boris elected

  1. I hope you are a syndicated columnist so that your wise and very funny words are not falling merely on the dry sand of Internet , oasis though you may be !

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    • Wrenfoe
      July 8, 2019

      I think I’ll have to settle for dry sand 😆

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