The Truth about Goats
The renowned crypto-fascist and most common search for the phrase ‘whatever happened to Baldrick?’, has put out a plea for political asylum. Unfortunately most of the world is decidedly un-Englishy and Tommy is struggling to find an embassy that serves ‘bangers’n’mash’.
For those who do not know Mr. Robinson, try imagining what the members of ‘East 17’ look like today or ‘What if Katie Hopkins gave birth to a pitball?’. His main claim to fame is pursuing rape gangs, while trying not to be too racist about it.
When not boasting about drug use and being ‘besties’ with Benjamin Netanyahu, Mr. Robinson spends his time patrolling the streets looking for milkshakes to wear.
Finding a country sympathetic to his anti-immigrant stance is not the hard part; finding one that will accept an immigrant like him is. A supporter noted: ‘Ideally Tommy wants somewhere filled white faces and is terrifying to outsiders; so we’ve had a whip-round and are sending him to Moomin World’.