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After a weekend of sporting success and too much alcohol, UK voters are now convinced that everything will be fine – mainly because we can catch.  Off the back of this euphoria, no task is too hard, provided Ben Stoakes is allowed to hit it with a plank of wood.

Jacob Rees Mogg was quick to tweet that England’s cricket World Cup win was down to being outside the EU – and not because half of the team were born outside of the UK.  It was clear that convoluted trade agreements could be resolved by Googlies, In-swingers and judicious Sledging.

Said one nervous cricketer: ‘I’ve been put in charge of preferential duties and quotas for mutually recognising the EU conformity assessment procedures…um…what’s that?  Can’t I just hit it for six?’

For those critical that sport will oversimplify discussions, clearly has never heard of the LBW rule.  Explained a Sports Minister: ‘We are appointing Lewis Hamilton to negotiate our post-Brexit car manufacturing industry – it’s just a shame we won’t have one’.

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