The Truth about Goats
After a weekend of sporting success and too much alcohol, UK voters are now convinced that everything will be fine – mainly because we can catch. Off the back of this euphoria, no task is too hard, provided Ben Stoakes is allowed to hit it with a plank of wood.
Jacob Rees Mogg was quick to tweet that England’s cricket World Cup win was down to being outside the EU – and not because half of the team were born outside of the UK. It was clear that convoluted trade agreements could be resolved by Googlies, In-swingers and judicious Sledging.
Said one nervous cricketer: ‘I’ve been put in charge of preferential duties and quotas for mutually recognising the EU conformity assessment procedures…um…what’s that? Can’t I just hit it for six?’
For those critical that sport will oversimplify discussions, clearly has never heard of the LBW rule. Explained a Sports Minister: ‘We are appointing Lewis Hamilton to negotiate our post-Brexit car manufacturing industry – it’s just a shame we won’t have one’.