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Brexit proposal involves putting the UK in a Time Capsule


Boris Johnson has agreed that the best thing for Britain, will be for it to be hermetically sealed until this Brexit debacle is over – optimistically sometime in 3011.  The … Continue reading

October 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote


Under tough new voter ID legislation, only those with 95% DNA in common with the Prime Minister will be able to vote – a specific DNA match which also includes … Continue reading

October 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

SNP formally back decriminalising haggis


The Scottish National Party have declared an end to the prohibition of offal or meat products that look like Boris Johnson. Once the legislation is passed, ordinary Scottish citizens will … Continue reading

October 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Fascists will actually shoot me


Recent concerns that violent language may lead to violence, have been of little consolation to those UK citizens who have discovered that actual violence also leads to violence.  MPs seem … Continue reading

October 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers’


WINNER: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers.’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘He must be getting in touch with Elvis, now!’ (from … Continue reading

October 27, 2019 · 3 Comments

Environmentalist secretly wants the world to end so they can say ‘I told you so’


An unnamed member of the Extinction Rebellion has said she was torn between doing the right thing, with it’s fleeting satisfaction, as opposed to the sheer unbridled joy of being … Continue reading

October 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris promises ‘climate withdrawal’ – Clexit


In response to the country being narrowly split, 2% to 98% in favour of helping the environment, the Prime Minister has promised to take back control of our weather systems.  … Continue reading

October 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

The Dark Side is slimmer


Fashion experts have confirmed what was long known by the Nazgul and members of the SS, that wearing black and attacking defenceless Hobbits, makes you look slim.  A multicoloured spandex … Continue reading

October 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris sends second letter with severed thumb


EU officials have said they have received a series of sinister letters from a central London location, each refers to a nation held hostage, for which the kidnapper would like … Continue reading

October 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

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