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Government fails to build any houses due to missing Allen Key

The Conservative Party has broken its promise for 200 000 starter homes, due to a lack of low-hanging jeans, a strong brew and ‘not having a phillips-head screw driver’. In … Continue reading

November 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Man who hates austerity, ready for vote for more

Mike Byrne (47) is insistent, that despite having had his wages frozen for the last ten years, he will still be opting for Boris Johnson to steal his pension and … Continue reading

November 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Rees-Mogg apologises to all the dead ‘simple folk’

The Leader of the House of Commons eloquently explained that the victims of Grenfell would have survived if they had used a bit of “common sense’ and had chosen to … Continue reading

November 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Swinson fails in legal bid to join ‘I’m a Celebrity…’

  The SNP and the Lib Dems have been unsuccessful in getting Jo Swinson a spot on Hollyoaks, Holby City and Gardener’s Question Time. Worse still is that ‘I’m Celebrity’ … Continue reading

November 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Johnson recalls his schooldays with whizzo-wheeze “hand-buzzer” gag.

WINNER: Johnson recalls his schooldays with whizzo-wheeze “hand-buzzer” gag. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP No, Boris, please dont squeeze my hand that hard,aaaaaaaaaahhh!! … Continue reading

November 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

SITE CLOSED: For the Election and for a good cause

Hi Flib Readers, First of all, thank you for your long-running support. I’m just writing (in a non-funny way) to explain why we shut down during the UK election period. … Continue reading

November 22, 2019 · 5 Comments

TV producers excited by new reality show ‘Survival Sex’

Continuing their long running franchise of ‘grim reality’, the Government is helping tens of thousands of people to live their dream, of appearing on TV with a MP’s hand up … Continue reading

November 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’

WINNER: ‘Maybe alternating with layers of fondant wasn’t the best idea.’ (David H)   RUNNERS UP No deal Brexit finally reached (from steve horowitz) I only told the missus to … Continue reading

November 9, 2019 · 2 Comments

Lib Dem graph 110% accurate

Defending misleading stats produced by her party, Jo Swinson revealed that four thirds of the electorate agree with her position, eight days a week.  This built on her party’s ‘best … Continue reading

November 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

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