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Government fails to build any houses due to missing Allen Key


The Conservative Party has broken its promise for 200 000 starter homes, due to a lack of low-hanging jeans, a strong brew and ‘not having a phillips-head screw driver’. In … Continue reading

November 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Man who hates austerity, ready for vote for more


Mike Byrne (47) is insistent, that despite having had his wages frozen for the last ten years, he will still be opting for Boris Johnson to steal his pension and … Continue reading

November 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Rees-Mogg apologises to all the dead ‘simple folk’


The Leader of the House of Commons eloquently explained that the victims of Grenfell would have survived if they had used a bit of “common sense’ and had chosen to … Continue reading

November 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Swinson fails in legal bid to join ‘I’m a Celebrity…’


  The SNP and the Lib Dems have been unsuccessful in getting Jo Swinson a spot on Hollyoaks, Holby City and Gardener’s Question Time. Worse still is that ‘I’m Celebrity’ … Continue reading

November 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Johnson recalls his schooldays with whizzo-wheeze “hand-buzzer” gag.


WINNER: Johnson recalls his schooldays with whizzo-wheeze “hand-buzzer” gag. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP No, Boris, please dont squeeze my hand that hard,aaaaaaaaaahhh!! … Continue reading

November 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

SITE CLOSED: For the Election and for a good cause


Hi Flib Readers, First of all, thank you for your long-running support. I’m just writing (in a non-funny way) to explain why we shut down during the UK election period. … Continue reading

November 22, 2019 · 5 Comments

Lib Dem graph 110% accurate


Defending misleading stats produced by her party, Jo Swinson revealed that four thirds of the electorate agree with her position, eight days a week.  This built on her party’s ‘best … Continue reading

November 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Leech claims to be a ‘blood creator’


Medical research normally endorses the careful removal of a parasite, but some leeches are of the opinion that if it was not for them, no blood would ever be produced. … Continue reading

November 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

The 70s is sick and tired of your bitching


While The Daily Mail would like you to believe that the 1970s was the nadir of human civilization, the Bay City Rollers would like to tell them to ‘Bye Bye … Continue reading

November 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

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