Caption Competition: Amazon display their Christmas black Friday Sybiline collection, from £500.
WINNER: Amazon display their Christmas black Friday Sybiline collection, from £500. (from Inchcock)
Labour cabinet reveals new standardised citizen uniform, available post election win from the nationalised standard clothing stores, near all nationalised standard train stations and nationalised standard bus stops. (NB One size only so citizens not meeting nationalised sizes will be eradicated) (from Bryntin)
Man Utd to struggle to pick a settled 11 (from IDidNotSmile)
Sarah was annoyed that the WhatsApp group had no mentioned everyone else would be wearing red! (From Margo_Haines3)
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