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Tesco time-travelling advert goes back to Victorian sweatshop

When not selling goods manufactured in Chinese prison camps, Tesco have recreated the magic of a 19th century workhouse. Telling the story of Joel, an exploitive card manufacturer, the advert … Continue reading

December 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Iain Duncan Smith’s address revealed to be 10 Rillington Place

Through an admin error, the New Year’s Honours’list has leaked that IDS resides in the home of a serial killer; one substantially less prolific than the Department for Works and … Continue reading

December 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: It’s hard enough to sing The Messiah but these new dance moves make it impossible

WINNER: It’s hard enough to sing The Messiah but these new dance moves make it impossible (from Duke of Dystopia) Choir boys take radical step to outrun priests (From FortBraggart) … Continue reading

December 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Voters who got food for voting for Jess Phillips now feel ‘a bit sick’

  Caught up in a ‘votes for food’ scandal, the Birmingham MP has been found to have offered ‘treats’ on election day to hungry voters – but given nobody fancied … Continue reading

December 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Samuel Beckett wrote Brexit – FLIBBERTIGIBBET ANNUAL 2020

2019 was odder than most. Caught up in election fever and my own personal fantasy to hug Dennis Skinner, I foolishly let myself be persuaded to run for Parliament. Unsurprisingly … Continue reading

December 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: You can’t knock me down any further than I am already!

WINNER: You can’t knock me down any further than I am already! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP And the winner – by a technical k/o – the Brexit Party (from Theo_Rapatch) … Continue reading

December 22, 2019 · 1 Comment

Wes Streeting tells your Dad to remarry at your Mom’s funeral

Never one to miss an opportunity or respect a mourning period, the MP for Ilford North was full of bright suggestions for the defeated Labour Party; including removing all the … Continue reading

December 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Public demand longer prison sentences for murderers, except when it helps

The British press have found themselves in a bit of a quandary, as to whether to condemn James Ford as the killer who assaulted someone on London Bridge or applaud … Continue reading

December 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris: ‘What do you mean I have to get Brexit done?!?’

The newly elected Prime Minister has been shocked to discover that the words he has been uttering for the last month, might actually signify something.  A confused Mr. Johnson had … Continue reading

December 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

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