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92yr old man says celibacy is easy

The retired Pope, Benedict XVI, has said priests should remain celibate, despite himself being in his sexual prime.  He boasted, at 92 he could have any woman he wanted – … Continue reading

January 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Labour Hustings to involve a ducking stool

  Candidates for the leadership of the Labour Party will forced to undergo a series of ordeals to test their socialist purity.  They will dumped in a lake of media … Continue reading

January 29, 2020 · Leave a comment

Harry & Meghan forced to return all the swan blood

The Sussexes have been told that they must relinquish their HRH titles, their season tickets to Crawley Town FC and any duty-frees from last two years. They can no longer … Continue reading

January 28, 2020 · Leave a comment

Plummy actor, Laurence Fox, is an ‘absolute plum’

Not content with making Katie Hopkins look like a moderate, the out-of-work actor has continued his campaign to liberate, privately educated snowflakes from the shackles of ‘white privilege’.  Mr. Fox … Continue reading

January 27, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘I see you’ve come for the economy vasectomy Mr Trump’

WINNER: ‘I see you’ve come for the economy vasectomy Mr Trump’ (from steve horowitz)   RUNNERS UP ‘Impeach? I thought you said tenderize’ (From WhatYouSpot) It’s Pelosi Time! (from Hank_Fitzer99) … Continue reading

January 25, 2020 · Leave a comment

 ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, except me’ claims Nandy 

Labour leadership hopeful and part-time Franco-file, Lisa Nandy, suggested that the best way to deal with Scottish Independence was riot shields and prison-size portions of escudellla.  Responding to an interview question, Nandy said she favoured … Continue reading

January 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Taylor Swift blasts ‘toxic male privilege’, as worst band name ever

Having been named as Billboard’s woman of the decade, Taylor Swift took the opportunity to slam misogyny in the music industry – not knowing that ‘slam misogyny’ was the funk-fusion … Continue reading

January 22, 2020 · Leave a comment

Prince Andrew hides in Meghan’s suitcase

Canadian custom officials have discovered an ‘gluttonous lump’ amongst Harry and Meghan’s duty frees.  Closer inspection has revealed the unusual package to be Prince Andrew; who claimed that he was … Continue reading

January 21, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’

To a packed crowd of the supporters, the President confirmed that his trial will have the biggest viewing figures, the most lawyers and the longest brass neck the world has … Continue reading

January 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

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