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Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’

To a packed crowd of the supporters, the President confirmed that his trial will have the biggest viewing figures, the most lawyers and the longest brass neck the world has ever seen. The legal fees alone are set to be astronomical, although reports say that Mexico will be made to pay for them.

Confident of victory, Mr. Trump said that his impeachment will be the impeachment to end all impeachments, the mother of all impeachments, the ‘peachiest peach of the impeachments’. He promised to make perjury great again.

President Andrew Johnson was impeached for an unconstitional sacking, whereas President Clinton was impeached for trying to get someone in the sack. Yet Trump said he will eclipse the other two by hiring and then firing Monica Lewinsky, but not before he has made sweet love to Ivanka.

He went on to commit to levels of corruption that have never been seen before. A spokeswoman confirmed: ‘No court in the land will be able to contain the President’s list of crimes; you’re going to need to build a wall around it’.

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