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Doctor grateful to have journalist explain her job to her


Health professionals have welcomed the rude interruptions of numerous interviewers, in helping to spread editorial views on Coronavirus and ultimately the spread of Coronavirus. Said one Doctor: ‘I feel I wasted seven years at Medical School, when I could just have done one month at Journalism College and three weeks writing The Sun’s horoscope’.

Science has proven that anecdotes and gut-feeling are so much more reliable than medical data. That is why politicians and reporters are so much better qualified to tackle Covid-19 and explain why Evolution is a load of old bunkum.

One Doctor quickly apologised for misleading the public: ‘It was my fault, by focusing on facts and trying to explain things in a calm, methodical way. Thank goodness a TV presenter was on hand to speak loudly over the top of me. I never knew how easy it was to suck eggs, until they explained it to me’.

Robert Peston and Laura Kuenssberg were asked to take time out of their busy schedules, saving lives, to give their side, but both were unavailable for comment. Ha, only joking, commenting is all they do.

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