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Caption Competition: The hunt for Dominic Cummings continues!

WINNER:The hunt for Dominic Cummings continues! (From MargoSpatz) RUNNERS UP Safe sex just got safer (PaulAbbott37354456) Mask or no mask, Sally could still smell pickled onion on Dave’s breath (From … Continue reading

May 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Captain Tom offered knighthood in exchange for fully funding the NHS

Charity walker, Captain Tom Moore, will now be expected to do laps of his garden 24/7 to fill the funding gap in NHS provision. In addition to using his walking … Continue reading

May 28, 2020 · Leave a comment

The whole of UK now wants to visit Barnard Castle

Thanks to a one-hour interview with Dominic Cummings, the British public are now convinced that a 12th century ruin, in Teesside, is the gateway to Narnia. So jealous are they … Continue reading

May 27, 2020 · Leave a comment

UK embarks on nationwide Milgram Experiment

The British public have volunteered to take part in a six-month experiment, to see just how far they will go to obey an authority figure who cannot even wash his … Continue reading

May 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

Classes of 15 possible, if pupils stand on each other’s shoulders

The government unveiled plans to reopen England’s primary schools by teaching classes with one huge child or fifteen very small ones. Other ideas being considered to maintain the ratio of … Continue reading

May 25, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: World’s largest bogey goes on sale

WINNERS: World’s largest bogey goes on sale (from sandlebrat) RUNNERS UP Star Trek fans disappointed by new special effects (From Haoooo7) ‘You wanted the moon on a stick…but this is … Continue reading

May 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Don’t vote for that racist sex-pest, says Biden and Trump

In what is being billed as a choice between radically different flavours of vanilla, the Presidential race is hotting up to be a brutal fight between magnolia and beige. Unfortunately, … Continue reading

May 21, 2020 · 1 Comment

Newcastle fans not sure who is worst – Saudi Arabia or Sports Direct?

Human Rights watchdogs have warned Newcastle Utd that they could end up being run by perfidious human rights abuser – twice in a row. Swapping Mike Ashley for the Saudi … Continue reading

May 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

Johnson just like Churchill…at Gallipoli

Acting like a wartime leader is all very well; but is probably inadvisable if the war is Little Bighorn and your choice of leader is General Custer. Unfortunately for Boris … Continue reading

May 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

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