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Western concern for the Uighur to last as long as Johnny Depp’s next marriage


Cynics are suggesting that recent outrage about the plight Uighur people, may have more to do with international trade wars and less to do with being able to spell Uighur … Continue reading

July 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Bad Faith Actor wins Oscar


Against stiff competition from Dame Judi Dench in the Fast & Furious 10; this year’s most impressive performance has come from everyone else deliberately feigning concern for something they could … Continue reading

July 29, 2020 · Leave a comment

Matt Hancock claims new vaccine will give you ‘spidey powers’


Not content with over-exaggerating the number of UK virus tests, the Health Secretary has been caught claiming that any vaccine will enable patients to climb walls and shoot spider-webs from … Continue reading

July 28, 2020 · Leave a comment

UK votes to make NHS part of Walmart


Parliament voted overwhelmingly to reject Clause 17 to protect the NHS from overseas buyers, opening the way for health care to be delivered somewhere between aisles 16 and 17. The … Continue reading

July 27, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Compulsory IQ testing had a dramatic effect on attendance


WINNER: Compulsory IQ testing had a dramatic effect on attendance (from BooksProfile) Trump’s immigration policy works – too well (From Dangl_e) Coronavirus had an impact on numbers, but not as … Continue reading

July 25, 2020 · Leave a comment

The Guardian down-sizes its consumption of Quinoa


With massive redundancies in the offing, The Guardian newspaper has been forced to scale back its normal coverage of middle-class angst, by rationing its patronizing-tone to only one in three … Continue reading

July 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Anti-mask activists claim ‘God wants to see your teeth’


There have been strong protests against the uniform use of masks, particularly among those that see Corvid-19 as an attempt to repress our right to show off our chin acne … Continue reading

July 22, 2020 · Leave a comment

Man City overturn Europe ban, Bristol Rovers opt to keep theirs


Unbeknownst to fans of Bristol Rovers, the club has been banned from European football since 1883, which ironically has never been a problem, since they never qualified. With their highest … Continue reading

July 21, 2020 · Leave a comment

‘We in no way worked for the Tory Party’ says recently ennobled Labour MPs


Having already made ex-Labour MP, John Mann, a Baron for services to the Conservative Party; the Prime Minister intends to elevate anyone who helped with his election, including Jo Swinson’s … Continue reading

July 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

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