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Lionel Messi yet to rule out Leyton Orient


Having put in a transfer request with Barcelona, speculation has increased that Mr. Messi will be lighting up Division Two, while working part-time as a plumber.  Orient have emerged as … Continue reading

August 31, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Social distancing… at least from one bloke!


Social distancing… at least from one bloke! (from Inchcock)   Air industry hit by Covid cutbacks (from SparkleNutz) Teacher hears about the Government’s plans for Alevels (from 667zPete) DNC supporter … Continue reading

August 30, 2020 · 1 Comment

Scottish 70% less likely to want Covid-19 than the English


Studies suggest that the Scottish Government is actively trying to stop the spread of Coronavirus, despite evidence from England that death by respiratory illness is good for you. This cowardly … Continue reading

August 27, 2020 · Leave a comment

Cost of a ride on the ‘Metal Death Tube’ is up. Yet bewilderingly demand is low.


Rail services have proposed a 1.6% rise to fares, despite the Government describing them as travelling morgues, with limited Wi-Fi.  Throughout the pandemic, the public have been warned away from … Continue reading

August 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

No one left to poison in Russia


With the poisoning of politician Alexei Navalny, it transpires that there are only three healthy people left in Russia; Vladimir Putin’s pet dog, Doctor Zhivago and the embalmed remains of … Continue reading

August 25, 2020 · Leave a comment

Greeks remove migrant engines, Farage favours removing the whole boat


Harrowing images of Greek border-patrols towing migrants out to sea have shocked Nigel Farage, mainly because they stole his idea.  Removing sailing equipment is seen by many as tantamount to … Continue reading

August 24, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Some photo shoots, Prince Andrew was not allowed to


Some photo shoots, Prince Andrew was not allowed to (from Margaret_Paulson)   “Great, I’ve won a can of talcum powder! We can give it to your bruvver!”  (from Inchcock) Mummy, … Continue reading

August 23, 2020 · 1 Comment

Labour promises to be different than the Tories – by using more syllables


The Official Opposition have set out a bold policy of agreeing with everything the Government does, but by using a better thesaurus.  Asked if schools should re-open during a global … Continue reading

August 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

BBC to replace trial by jury


Despite Alex Salmond, only days ago, being found not guilty of sexual assault and awarded £500,000 in a separate civil case, the BBC has decided that the ratings would be … Continue reading

August 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

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