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Aids just a hoax to make you wear condoms


Libertarians have started to complain that condoms are infringing their personal rights, interrupting foreplay and turning erections into 5G antenna.  Recent conspiracy-based research has confirmed that HIV was nothing but … Continue reading

September 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Patriotism is totally different than Nationalism…but only the spelling


Moderate politicians are increasingly jealous of all the attention that corrupt leaders seem to be getting; and would ‘definitely’ like to break a few laws themselves – but more politely.  … Continue reading

September 29, 2020 · Leave a comment

Torture and murder – nothing to see here, move along


With cross-party support for new legislation that would allow undercover agents to carry out extreme criminality and another law to provide soldiers with impunity to commit war crimes, UK voters … Continue reading

September 28, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Lone Ranger reboot leaves audiences bemused


Lone Ranger reboot leaves audiences bemused (from GallicFresh)   RUNNERS UP:  Masks are ForBiden? (from Inchock) ‘Teeth and tits’ (sarah_brandt) Only Joe had remembered to brush his teeth (from SantaMx) … Continue reading

September 26, 2020 · 1 Comment

No parties at University renders Higher Education pointless


  University students are facing an uncertain time under lockdown, not about their education but about their opportunity to get completely wasted away from prying eyes.  The general appeal of … Continue reading

September 24, 2020 · Leave a comment

JK’s alleged transphobia was just part of her book launch


  In what is being heralded as a canny bit of marketing, the author has deliberately stoked a summer of gender controversy, in order to shift a few more copies … Continue reading

September 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Illegal raves are fine, provided you are carrying a Grouse


  As the lockdown ‘rule of six’ extends to all social gatherings, except hunting, teenagers are resorting to wearing jodhpurs to nightclubs and taking deer to house parties.  Weddings are … Continue reading

September 22, 2020 · Leave a comment

Top reasons your boss wants you back in the office


(Please note that bosses come in all genders, but the arseholes are always ‘blokes’ – even the female ones)   He has no friends He is part of a death … Continue reading

September 21, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Waiting list for NHS dentist, really long


WINNER: Waiting list for NHS dentist, really long (from AirSpike)     RUNNERS UP He had to wait a Coronavirus while to find a dentist! (from Inchcock) Flossing daily, for … Continue reading

September 20, 2020 · 1 Comment

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