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Top UCAS points required to get Oxford Vaccine


The British public have been disappointed to discover that their A level results may not be good enough to qualify for a Covid vaccine.  In fact, most UK citizens will … Continue reading

November 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Sperm under a microscope


WINNER: Sperm under a microscope (MandyBrockshire) RUNNERS UP Socially distance at sea! (from Inchcock) Shark feeder (from Gamblewitz) Surfers disrupted by new sea cycle lane (from Horgan88) This month’s photo … Continue reading

November 28, 2020 · 1 Comment

Santa is going to bring Covid down the chimney


While all four UK nations have backed plans for families to mix on Christmas Day no one, as yet, has told the Coronavirus.  In fact, studies suggest that Covid-19 is … Continue reading

November 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

Archbishop to use sabbatical to become Scientologist


Justin Welby has said he plans to take three-month break from mainstream religion in 2021, to purse solo projects – and take up smoking weed.  Asked when he will be … Continue reading

November 25, 2020 · Leave a comment

Being bullied by Priti Patel tops Tory fetish list


Found guilty of breaching the Ministerial Code for bullying, no further action will be taken against Priti Patel – other than a request from the PM’s Office for photos.  Rather … Continue reading

November 24, 2020 · Leave a comment

Corbyn didn’t shoot the sheriff but he did annoy the Board of Deputies


Labour’s ex-leader has had his suspension revoked, much to the chagrin of his detractors from across the political spectrum; including centre-right, right of centre and turn right at the nearest … Continue reading

November 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: US election tampering row has legs


WINNER: US election tampering row has legs (from Maggie_London2) RUNNERS UP Bernie Clifton takes his Emu to vote (paul_h_ryder) Desperate Trump discards votes from anyone with a torso (from JangleXmas) … Continue reading

November 22, 2020 · Leave a comment

Nothing says ‘we’re not scared of civil unrest’ than an extra £4bn for the military


Despite not having been invaded for a thousand years and with the world in lockdown, you might naturally assume that the UK is safe from attack. Alas, no.  The government … Continue reading

November 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

Choice of best vaccine may come down to flavour


With rival vaccines competing to combat COVID-19, consumers may be forced to choose between more trivial factors; like shiny packaging or does it come with a bendable straw.  Now that … Continue reading

November 18, 2020 · Leave a comment

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