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Caption Competition: When you hit level 70 in World of Warcraft

When you hit level 70 in World of Warcraft (from Josh_Fine)     RUNNERS UP Yes, these facemasks are easy to put on wrongly! (from Inchcock) ‘Moo!’ (from kinkbreak) Cock … Continue reading

January 30, 2021 · 1 Comment

We can shut our borders for Brexit but not a pandemic?

Voters are somewhat bemused to discover that taking back control of the UK’s borders, only applies to nurses from Jamaica.  Anyone else who fancies a skiing trip, a jaunt to … Continue reading

January 28, 2021 · Leave a comment

UK leading the way in coffin sales

The Business Secretary was proud to announce that Britain has become a world leader in Covid fatalities.  Post-Brexit we have become a leading producer of Coronavirus Sympathy cards, Matt Hancock … Continue reading

January 27, 2021 · Leave a comment

Police lose 150,000 records – Sting very upset

The Home Secretary has expressed alarm that thousands of records from the 1980s may have been deleted by error, in a crude attempt to forget Hangin’ Tough by New Kids … Continue reading

January 26, 2021 · Leave a comment

Statues to get vaccine ahead of teachers

The Communities Secretary has signalled that statues of slave owners will be given preference when it comes to council housing, extra UCAS points and they will be first in the … Continue reading

January 25, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Instantly she regretted not bringing bullets

Winners: Instantly she regretted not bringing bullets (from SoldForLeb) RUNNERS UP Social Distancing temperature taking… I don’t blame her! (from Inchcock) She scanned for brain activity – but found none … Continue reading

January 24, 2021 · 1 Comment

Mum told her cake almost as good as ‘shop bought’ not really feeling the compliment

A familial moment of solidarity has descended into chaos, after the faint praise for a Three-Layer Berry Victoria Sponge, was seen as a slap in the face for the baker … Continue reading

January 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

Government to outline ‘zero f$cks’ policy

True to form, the British Government has announced a roll out of apathy and incompetence throughout the land.  By the end of March they expect to have achieved 100% inoculation … Continue reading

January 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

Woman not buying ‘Grammarly’ no matter how many times its advert pops up

Aanya Laghari (36) is resolutely fighting against the collapse of civilization and chirpy reminders that her life would be transformed if only she could spell better. The invasive nature of … Continue reading

January 19, 2021 · Leave a comment

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