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Vaccine gives you hiccups


Health Officials are said to be thinking of withdrawing Covid vaccinations, as patients are displaying incredibly minor side effects; such snuffles, yawning and confusing Ant for Dec. Said one vaccinee: ‘I know this could save my life, but who wants hiccups?’.

Anti-vaxxers took to Twitter to list symptoms, including dancing the hokey cokey, speaking in Aramaic and being able to recite Pi to up 40,000 places. Complained one: ‘As soon as I was injected, I felt a sharp pricking sensation in my arm, like a needle. You can’t tell me that was intended’.

One Doctor admitted: ‘No soon had I administered the vaccine, when the patient started humming the tune to Antiques Roadshow. This was followed a desire to paint in water colours and an unmistakable urge to visit Prague in the Spring’.

A Health Official confirmed: ‘We can not allow the public to be afflicted with tired and listless hair or worse still, an attack of the heebie-jeebies. One other side effect is that it protects you from Covid but who wants that?’

2 comments on “Vaccine gives you hiccups

  1. Inchcock
    February 12, 2021

    Had me grinning that did.
    And that takes some doing, Hehe!

    Like

  2. Wrenfoe
    February 12, 2021

    Cheers, matey.

    Like

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