The Truth about Goats
Health Officials are said to be thinking of withdrawing Covid vaccinations, as patients are displaying incredibly minor side effects; such snuffles, yawning and confusing Ant for Dec. Said one vaccinee: ‘I know this could save my life, but who wants hiccups?’.
Anti-vaxxers took to Twitter to list symptoms, including dancing the hokey cokey, speaking in Aramaic and being able to recite Pi to up 40,000 places. Complained one: ‘As soon as I was injected, I felt a sharp pricking sensation in my arm, like a needle. You can’t tell me that was intended’.
One Doctor admitted: ‘No soon had I administered the vaccine, when the patient started humming the tune to Antiques Roadshow. This was followed a desire to paint in water colours and an unmistakable urge to visit Prague in the Spring’.
A Health Official confirmed: ‘We can not allow the public to be afflicted with tired and listless hair or worse still, an attack of the heebie-jeebies. One other side effect is that it protects you from Covid but who wants that?’