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It’s two pills – but each pill is the size of a pillow


The Prime Minister has promised an anti-Covid treatment involving two pills, which will be either shot into your mouth through a didgeridoo, sat upon until it hatches or used as … Continue reading

April 29, 2021 · Leave a comment

Corrupt Johnson accuses Corrupt Cameron of corruption/plagiarism.


As Prime Ministers Cameron & Johnson fight over who nanny loves best, the UK is left wondering, how we all get embroiled in this tuck-shop psychodrama.  Were they once lovers?  … Continue reading

April 28, 2021 · Leave a comment

Martians prioritised with oxygen ahead of Earthlings


While hospitals around the globe struggle with a shortage of oxygen, NASA has decided to direct its considerable ingenuity to helping small green beings, who have a pair of cranial … Continue reading

April 27, 2021 · Leave a comment

New Super League to feature a competitive circle jerk


Europe’s wealthiest clubs are proposing a breakaway league, based on the sporting principles of The Hunger Games. A select 12 clubs will repeatedly play one another, generating all the suspense … Continue reading

April 26, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Is this what Boris meant by Bunny Hugger?


WINNER: Is this what Boris meant by Bunny Hugger? (SashaBretts3) RUNNERS UP Joe wondered if his medication was too high? (From Horten_who?) The spirit of Trump remained (from JennyHarris) When … Continue reading

April 24, 2021 · Leave a comment

We ask ‘Decking – is it the new ‘patio’ for middle class serial killers?’


As our thoughts now turn to Spring, gardening and disposing of human remains, we have many options available to us in terms of hiding the evidence and keeping a tidy … Continue reading

April 22, 2021 · Leave a comment

‘All things must pass’ advises Gastroenterologist


This reassuring advice has been given to Simon Kosmatka (37) who had inadvertently swallowed a series of cherry stones, after inhaling a home-made fruit salad, without pausing to chew.  Simon … Continue reading

April 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

Cameron denies lobbying for Remain


The former Prime Minister has denied making any effort during the Referendum campaign or that he accepted money to run the country.  He lawyer confirmed: ‘My client has never and … Continue reading

April 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

Number of TV cops exceeds real cops by 2022


Due to cutbacks and binge watching ‘Line of Duty’, the UK’s police force is now primarily made up of graduates of Drama School and actors resting between series of ‘Death … Continue reading

April 19, 2021 · Leave a comment

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