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Caption Competition: Mrs Satan always made a point of checking the obituaries

Winner: Mrs Satan always made a point of checking the obituaries (from ClaireLinder78) RUNNERS UP Diane’s small ad had been published – ‘Hat for sale’ (from MarkAlbrightBlog) Janet was convinced … Continue reading

July 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Having two votes in an election is the most Tory thing you can do

Thousands of activists have been issued with more than one ballot for the Conservative election – allowing them to have twice as many reasons not to support either candidate.  Those … Continue reading

July 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

We can solve Brexit because we’re good at sports

  After a weekend of sporting success and too much alcohol, UK voters are now convinced that everything will be fine – mainly because we can catch.  Off the back … Continue reading

July 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

UK seizes tanker because ‘big boys made me’ 

Gibraltar law enforcement agencies have detained an Iranian oil tanker, on the strict instructions of ‘a group of sixth formers’ with leather jackets.  Pressure was put on the British behind … Continue reading

July 16, 2019 · 3 Comments

Tommy Robinson struggling to find asylum in a country without ‘foreigners’

The renowned crypto-fascist and most common search for the phrase ‘whatever happened to Baldrick?’, has put out a plea for political asylum.  Unfortunately most of the world is decidedly un-Englishy … Continue reading

July 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The Nasty Party? MP consoles panic-stricken gala attendee

WINNER: The Nasty Party? MP consoles panic-stricken gala attendee. (from @Sadhusahab) RUNNERS UP Calm down, dear – it’s only a commercial. (from @caedmonscat) ‘I’m so sorry, I thought you were … Continue reading

July 13, 2019 · 2 Comments

Pentagon border wall to have ‘frickin lasers!’

By bypassing Congress, President Trump can now fund his wall with military spending, aided by blueprints left over from the Transformers’ movie.  Civilian walls are restricted to bricks and mortar, … Continue reading

July 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Everyone a racist now, except actual racists

Thanks to social media and white-guilt, it turns out everyone is a closet bigot or at the very least, a ‘wardrobe Danny Baker’. Unfortunately, the side-effect is that we now … Continue reading

July 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Emmeline Pankhurst to star as Jess Phillips, in biopic of Jess Phillips

The BBC have announced that they a making a TV series about Britain’s most important female political figure; documenting her struggles to learn lacrosse at Grammar School and having a … Continue reading

July 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

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