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Caption Competition: David Davis decides to pursue Brexit through the medium of dance.


WINNER: David Davis decides to pursue Brexit through the medium of dance. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Harvey Weinstein repellent makeup (from SauceSally6) Brexit meets Braveheart (from MasterOfNone) Until they … Continue reading

November 19, 2017 · 1 Comment

Surgeons could save time by not washing their hands


Up to two hours of surgery time could be saved per day by cutting out unnecessary luxuries, such as surgical scrubs, sharpened instruments and using an anaesthetic.  A study by … Continue reading

November 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Man City owe success to ‘rush goalie’


Pep Guardiola has admitted that this season’s success is down to a series of playground tactics including jumpers for goalposts, a 0-1-1-15 formation and, all importantly, having the keeper run … Continue reading

November 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK used ‘jobseeker’s allowance’ to fund Mossad


Following the revelation that the outgoing the International Development Secretary attempted to subsidize the Israeli army with Foreign Aid, it transpires that Priti Patel also tried to claim Cold Weather Payments … Continue reading

November 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK interest rate raised to ‘mildly curious’


The Bank of England is considering injecting some enthusiasm into being British, with a 0.25% increase in engaging anecdotes and witty comments. Economists fear a stagnation in the nation’s ability … Continue reading

November 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Harvey Weinstein strikes again’


WINNER: ‘Harvey Weinstein strikes again’ (from SaltoftheSouth) RUNNERS UP By gum, that were a close shave! (from Inchcock) ‘All of a sudden Boris Johnson exploded’ (from ZippLass1) ‘Brexit’ (from DaveW89) … Continue reading

November 12, 2017 · 1 Comment

Mrs Brown’s Boys in ‘laughter avoidance’ scheme


Three of the cast of ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ have been found to have deliberately avoided humour for years; relying on bogus laughter-returns and a fake bank account under the name … Continue reading

November 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Britain ‘just not comfortable’ with winning


Winning World Cups and the F1 Championship are all very well, but the UK does not look good smiling triumphantly – partly because of mediocre dentistry, but mainly due to … Continue reading

November 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

No one notices Trump’s ‘My Space’ account deleted


While the deactivation of President Trump’s Twitter account has caused consternation, very few people have noticed the absence of Mr, Trump on ‘Friends Reunited’. Likewise social media users seem unconcerned … Continue reading

November 7, 2017 · 2 Comments

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