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Husband threatens to grow ‘mother of all beards’ – so does wife

  In an act of hairy brinkmanship, one couple from Luton (Ben & Sally) are treating lockdown as a challenge to see how far they can let their personal grooming … Continue reading

April 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Spike in video conferencing matches disappointment in magnolia backdrop

As Britain’s workforce moves further towards more virtual meetings, it has become alarmingly apparent, how dull the nation’s interior walls are. As any conference drones on, your eyes are naturally … Continue reading

April 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’

WINNER: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’ (from David Hughes) RUNNERS UP ‘I must remember to stop touching my … Continue reading

April 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris gets virus, Nadine Dorries’ husband gets suspicious

The Prime Minister has admitted to contracting the virus and although the virus is expected to make a full recovery, many female work colleagues are said to have got quite … Continue reading

April 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Matt Hancock’s ventilator procurement an elaborate April Fool’s day prank

Pranksters throughout the UK saluted the Health Minister’s commitment to slapstick and turning protecting the British public into an ‘absolute joke’.   Many have likened him to the new Dom … Continue reading

April 1, 2020 · Leave a comment

People asked to go out to help the police stopping people going out

Police numbers are at a critically low point making it hard for them to stop public gatherings or stop people pointing and laughing. With a ratio of 500 people for … Continue reading

March 31, 2020 · Leave a comment

Teenager emerges from bedroom after 3 weeks to say: ‘What virus?’

  Although the UK is under lockdown, events are yet to disturb the sleep/gaming pattern of one hibernating teenager. In fact very few British youngsters are aware of the Coronavirus … Continue reading

March 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked.

WINNER: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked. (Ian Cooper) RUNNERS UP I married Akshata Murthy, the daughter of Indian billionaire – You can trust me, I’m … Continue reading

March 28, 2020 · 1 Comment

Assistant Referee still self-identifies as a ‘Linesman’

UEFA have come under fire for discriminating against ‘linespeople’ and their right to just focus on throw-ins and corners.  Since 1996, Graham Pollock (47) has had to live the lie … Continue reading

March 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

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