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Boris to extend ‘Stop & Search’ to include Grouse


While some have questioned why 550,000 acres of land are damaged every year by grouse-hunting, the new Prime Minister insisted that additional police powers are required to tackle our lawless … Continue reading

September 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up.


WINNER: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up. (From Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP PM Johnson is at at the very end of some very big, thick, red … Continue reading

September 14, 2019 · 3 Comments

Don’t worry about the Amazon rainforest – we have a spare


Concerns over the wilful destruction of the world’s main source of oxygen may be premature, as Rodell Clarke (43) has planted a new ‘Forest Pansy’ in his front garden. Measuring … Continue reading

September 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Double whammy for the music world – Nicki Minaj retires & Mugabe dies


People around the world are in mourning, as one of the world’s most iconic authoritarian figures is gone. Also, Robert Mugabe is dead. Yet it is Mugabe whose musical legacy … Continue reading

September 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Boris Johnson ate my Jack Russell’


Alarming footage has emerged of puppies being delivered straight to No.10, to a Prime Minister whose ‘unnatural appetites’ Parliament can no longer control. This was coupled with photographs, an hour … Continue reading

September 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tories withdraw whip from Duke of Wellington


Having taken the extraordinary steps to expel Winston Churchill’s grandson from the parliamentary party, Boris Johnson insisted he would clear out other Tory grandees; such Jeremy Clarkson, Leopold II of … Continue reading

September 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: When suncream isn’t enough…


WINNER: When suncream isn’t enough… (from wakeyrule) RUNNERS UP What a hill to die on (from SteveHorowitz) Proclaimers finally reach the end (from Hot67Flint) Scotland declares independence from Mars (from … Continue reading

September 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris asks Parliament to ‘suspend disbelief’


Boris Johnson will instruct the nation to suspend its critical faculties for the duration of his time as Prime Minister. He will formally ask the Queen to accept the surreal … Continue reading

September 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Lib Dems mistake ‘work- shadowing’ for shadow cabinet


Putting aside a few minor details, like no votes or MPs, Jo Swinson has made the audacious move of nominating a Shadow Cabinet – which came as a surprise to … Continue reading

September 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

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