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Caption Competition: UK goes a full day without coal

Winner: UK goes a full day without coal (from SweetyPie000) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 22 April 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘On the lighter side…’ (from Inchcock) Despite … Continue reading

April 22, 2017 · 1 Comment

Sadly Tennis ‘still a thing’

Through the inept competence of Johanna Konta, British sports fans have been forced to acknowledge her victory at the Miami Open and, by implication, the existence of that medieval torture … Continue reading

April 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Own brand cola ‘not sh$t enough’

With the discovery of ‘human waste’ in Coca Cola cans, supermarkets will be hard-pressed to come up with a cheap alternative that matches the aroma and viscosity of ‘liquid poo’.  … Continue reading

April 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mother of All Bombs ‘disappointed’ in I.S.

With the withering wrath that only a mother knows, a bomb was dropped on an Afghan tunnel complex, with the attached message ‘You never phone me’.  Unleashing the full fury … Continue reading

April 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Islamic State claim to have written ‘Pet Sounds’

Not content with taking the acclaim for every random atrocity, IS have made the bold assertion that they also wrote the Maltese Falcon, founded Cubism and directed Citizen Kane.  Recently, … Continue reading

April 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: United Airlines passengers now offered protective head gear and a police escort on all flights. Just in case.

WINNER: United Airlines passengers now offered protective head gear and a police escort on all flights. Just in case. (from NathanJChapman) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 15th April … Continue reading

April 15, 2017 · 4 Comments

Easter ruined by spoiler

The Archbishop of Canterbury has come in for criticism by parenting groups and fans of Game of Thrones, for repeatedly giving away the ending to the series finale of ‘Jesus … Continue reading

April 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

London saved by water cannons

A terrorist attack on Westminster was foiled yesterday by the swift deployment of Boris Johnson’s three water cannons.  Sitting astride the gun turret, Mr. Johnson hosed down bystanders and removed … Continue reading

April 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump gets first full erection

President Trump announced to the world’s press that with his missile strikes on Syria, the US was entering a heightened military state – to match his own elevated level arousal.  … Continue reading

April 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

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