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Celebrities advised to stop having ‘thick’ kids


  Actress Felicity Huffman faces up to 4 months in jail, for pretending her daughter had more than sawdust between her ears.  A Boston court heard how wealthy parents have … Continue reading

June 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Alastair Campbell: ‘I’m not a war criminal – I just voted for it’


Tony Blair’s former spin doctor has been expelled from the Labour Party for appearing on TV and endorsing weapons of mass destruction. While Mr. Campbell insisted his loyalty lay with … Continue reading

June 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘I have to go now, my hydraulic fluids are leaking and I don’t last long away from the mains.’


WINNER: ‘I have to go now, my hydraulic fluids are leaking and I don’t last long away from the mains.’ (bryntin) Before anyone could react, Theresa shouted ‘this is the … Continue reading

June 1, 2019 · 1 Comment

Spice Girls’ concert hit by sound problems – fans could hear them


Fans at the Cardiff’s Principality Stadium have complained that the pop divas were clearly audible throughout their performance. Said one fan: ‘I didn’t pay £100 to hear a cacophony of … Continue reading

May 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Government to re-nationalize Chris Grayling 


Plans are in motion to return the Secretary for Transport’s brain into public ownership, having previously been outsourced to pack of howler monkeys.  The failed privatization of Mr. Grayling has … Continue reading

May 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Bollocks to a solution


The EU elections saw 35% of the vote go Ultra Remain, 35% to Hard Brexiteers and the remaining 30% to those contemplating suicide. The UK electorate sent an unequivocal message … Continue reading

May 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

May to ‘finish with a song’


The Prime Minister has confirmed that the schedule for her departure will be shortened from ‘until hell freezes over’ to the ‘next available cab off the rank’.  To please her … Continue reading

May 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Ridiculous looking hare, seen here with the Easter Bunny.


WINNER: Ridiculous looking hare, seen here with the Easter Bunny. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP They got their Heils back to front. Tsk! (from Inchcock) Reduce, Reuse and Recycle (Shag, Marry, … Continue reading

May 26, 2019 · 4 Comments

Students paying for Teacher meals out of their own pocket money


While 45% of UK teachers have bought essentials for their students, many students have been forced to support malnourished staff with gin-soaked apples and pickled onion ‘Monster Munch’ from their … Continue reading

May 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

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