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Caption Competition : Warning: Don’t pour boiling water into this chocolate teapot


WINNER: Warning: Don’t pour boiling into this chocolate teapot (from Steve Hotowitz) RUNNERS UP (I notice a big teapot theme this week) I’m a Little Teapot Here’s my spout Tip … Continue reading

December 7, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Johnson recalls his schooldays with whizzo-wheeze “hand-buzzer” gag.


WINNER: Johnson recalls his schooldays with whizzo-wheeze “hand-buzzer” gag. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP No, Boris, please dont squeeze my hand that hard,aaaaaaaaaahhh!! … Continue reading

November 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Amazon display their Christmas black Friday Sybiline collection, from £500.


WINNER: Amazon display their Christmas black Friday Sybiline collection, from £500. (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP  Labour cabinet reveals new standardised citizen uniform, available post election win from the nationalised standard … Continue reading

November 1, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers’


WINNER: ‘This guy is mental. He’s even decorated the table with a vase of cauliflowers.’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘He must be getting in touch with Elvis, now!’ (from … Continue reading

October 27, 2019 · 3 Comments

Caption Competition: No one could persuade Bill to get his haemorrhoids seen to.


WINNER: No one could persuade Bill to get his haemorrhoids seen to. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP James & the Giant Peach had not aged well (From FloTop5) How to … Continue reading

October 19, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: So, this is the one who admitted to ‘Voting Leave’!


WINNER: So, this is the one who admitted to ‘Voting Leave’! (from Inchcock) RUNNERS UP:  Harvey Weinstein still at large (from SchoolJumper) Recently sainted Cardinal John Henry Newman gets frisky … Continue reading

October 13, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Post-Brexit dress code revealed.


WINNER Post-Brexit dress code revealed. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Man Utd, sign new players… (from Inchcock) Donald Trump interviews new wife (from CallToWork3) Theresa May’s ‘feminist’ legacy (from %55Albe) … Continue reading

October 6, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Ah, an independent hairdresser!’


WINNER: ‘Ah, an independent hairdresser!’ (from Inchcock) How d’ya want it eh? Oh cut short y’say, just like an English MP’s extra five week holiday eh? Och, I’m so funny…’ … Continue reading

September 29, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy… ‘


WINNER: ‘If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy…’ (from @Syco_babble)     One Brexit was too hard, one Brexit was too soft and Jacob found this Brexit … Continue reading

September 22, 2019 · 1 Comment

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