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Caption Competition: World’s largest bogey goes on sale


WINNERS: World’s largest bogey goes on sale (from sandlebrat) RUNNERS UP Star Trek fans disappointed by new special effects (From Haoooo7) ‘You wanted the moon on a stick…but this is … Continue reading

May 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: New Boy Band rejects accusation of being generic


WINNER: New Boy Band rejects accusation of being generic (From Danist12) RUNNERS UP New series of Westworld to feature virus storyline (from Hatsoff) Halitosis outbreak (from fungalmatters) Man returns new … Continue reading

May 16, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: With fears over the next Chinese New Year being cancelled, Boris reassures us we can all have one delivered.


WINNER: With fears over the next Chinese New Year being cancelled, Boris reassures us we can all have one delivered. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Johnson’s contact traced. (from Al O’Pecia) … Continue reading

May 9, 2020 · 5 Comments

Caption Competition: World’s smallest man takes up vaping


World’s smallest man takes up vaping (From Ganglywhip) There was no expense spared on PPE for the cleaner of PM Spaffalot’s office. (from Bryntin) “Can’t read this, ‘how to insert?…”  … Continue reading

May 3, 2020 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: PPE comes in many forms


WINNER: PPE comes in many forms (From HatchWonk) Chicken swallows entire child (from laserbeamz) What came first, chicken or middle-class kid dressing up (from Patchnip) Free-range meets range-rover (From AuntyBess4) … Continue reading

April 25, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Crowds gathered for the Genesis concert


Crowds gathered for the Genesis concert (From JamDuhnuts)   The queue for PPE (from Frontalk=) ‘I bet I still end up behind the slow checkout’ (from PaulRoots3) Queuing for hours? … Continue reading

April 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Which one are you – Bernie or Elizabeth?’


WINNER: ‘Which one are you – Bernie or Elizabeth?’ (from HoortlikeSum) ‘Pull my finger and I release the Coronavirus’ (from LatizFunk) ‘Touching a bearded man? Makes a change from young … Continue reading

April 12, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’


WINNER: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’ (from David Hughes) RUNNERS UP ‘I must remember to stop touching my … Continue reading

April 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked.


WINNER: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked. (Ian Cooper) RUNNERS UP I married Akshata Murthy, the daughter of Indian billionaire – You can trust me, I’m … Continue reading

March 28, 2020 · 1 Comment

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