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Man fails miserably not to judge Sinead O’Connor


Despite biting his tongue for all of two minutes, Tom Beggs (44) has risen to the challenge of pontificating on a subject he knows ‘f’all about’.  Now that Sinead O’Connor … Continue reading

October 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Popes to be elected using Vape


In a week where E-Cig manufacturers pressure MP’s to extend vaping laws , the Vatican has confirmed that they will be employing a Benedictine Monk with a ‘sixty a day … Continue reading

October 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Joseph & Mary disappointed by baby gender test


A young couple from Galilee are said to be upset by a Non-Invasive Prenatal Test (NIPT) conducted by the Holy Ghost.  While they would have preferred to keep their child’s … Continue reading

September 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Woman fined for wearing a niqab but double-denim goes unpunished


Denmark has charged the first person with wearing a face veil in public, this was despite one onlooker wearing cut-off shorts and platform-sneakers. The official law restricts the use of … Continue reading

August 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Katy Perry fails to stop killing Nuns for Lent


Despite her promises to the contrary, the American singer and songwriter has continued with her murderous campaign against religious figures and penguin look-alikes.  While others use Easter as a time … Continue reading

March 14, 2018 · 2 Comments

Scrap of tinsel set to outlast Jesus


The scraggly remains of some seasonal decoration, sellotaped to the underside of your bannister, has already hung on longer than your commitment to the gym, your resolution to phone your … Continue reading

February 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Twas the night before Brexit (- at this rate, probably by December 2026)


Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, With … Continue reading

December 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boss pauses from haranguing staff to criticise their lack of Xmas spirit


After a year of soul-crushing effort and constant abuse, staff have surprised their Office Manager, Paul Broadley, by opting out of his ‘seasonal’ karaoke – sans backing-track – and . … Continue reading

December 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Rees-Mogg opposed to contraception but ‘will cum on your tits’


The Tory backbencher and dyspeptic Harry Potter impersonator, has said that he is morally opposed to all forms of abortion; even in the event of the child becoming a Socialist. … Continue reading

September 12, 2017 · 4 Comments

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