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Pope confirms Satan is a Celiac

In outlawing gluten-free bread for Holy Communion, the Bishop of Rome has decreed that an intolerance to wheat is a clear sign of witchery and being unnecessarily fussy about doughnuts. … Continue reading

August 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Five ‘lost’ Archbishops caught with Poké Ball

A triumphant eight year old boy has become the first person to capture all Archbishops of Canterbury, alive and dead, using his Pokémon Go skills and saucer of milk.  The … Continue reading

May 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Ireland commits blasphemy by criticising Stephen Fry

Police in the Republic of Ireland have launched an investigation into allegations that one TV viewer was anything less than effusive about Stephen Fry’s guest appearance on ‘Veep’.  As permanent … Continue reading

May 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Easter ruined by spoiler

The Archbishop of Canterbury has come in for criticism by parenting groups and fans of Game of Thrones, for repeatedly giving away the ending to the series finale of ‘Jesus … Continue reading

April 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump summons Cthulhu

As his first act as President, Mr. Trump has signed an executive order to unleash Lovecraftian terror upon an unsuspecting public.  Naturally this has caused some backlash with #NotMyCosmicEntity trending … Continue reading

February 1, 2017 · 2 Comments

Noah offers London-only rescue package

In the event of Biblical flooding or a Hard Brexit – whichever plague comes first – the UK Government will be devoting half of all its defences to the London … Continue reading

January 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

C of E packed away with the other Xmas decorations

With the tattered remains of festive tinsel, Bishops throughout the land will now be stored back in the loft – alongside forgotten gym equipment, roofing felt and your furtive porn … Continue reading

January 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Pope not Santa

The Vatican has been forced into an embarrassing confession that Pope Francis has been fraudulently passing himself off as an arbitrator of good and bad behaviour, while gorging on turkey-stuffing … Continue reading

December 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK gives Yemen a Xmas stuffing

In this season of peace and love, it is not just turkeys who are getting chestnuts rammed up their jacksie and a Hakim cruise missile down their chimney.  This year … Continue reading

December 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

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