Mum was reading an election leaflet: ‘Fuck me. Mrs May says she will no longer be providing free school lunches.’ ‘She’s not normally such a bitch,’ observed Chip. ‘Not that … Continue reading
Girl’s flaps on fire! SHOCKER!
‘Dear Dad’ (pilot episode): JAYNIE MACDONALD IS ON A GAP YEAR AND HER FATHER IS CONCERNED. It’s a big wide world and he has only his handy webcam to keep in touch. … Continue reading
A little bit of stand-up from a gig at Worthing Pavilion. Enjoy.
Thanks to the charity of others and kindness of strangers, I’ll be appearing at a variety of venues on the South Coast over the next couple of months. Please free … Continue reading
What’s worse than a Xmas hangover or the prospect of a Trump-filled 2017? This is… …Flibbertigibbet’s fourth and most unwelcome volume yet. Outrageous news, disgusting lies and piss-poor spelling. … Continue reading
Do you suffer from embarrassing Panamanian leaks? Do you worry about premature Brexit? Are you looking for love with German dominatrix called Angela? If so, look no further – all … Continue reading
In what some are describing as a ‘mercy killing’ and others as ‘natural selection’; one by one, Republican candidates are falling on their swords or discovering a Trump™ branded dagger … Continue reading