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House of Fraser cut from Game of Thrones finale


The department chain has declare that they will be closing down 31 stores throughout the Kingdom of Westeros. As many as 2,000 employees will be made redundant, forced to wear … Continue reading

June 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Hamilton audience discover ‘hip hop’ for the first time


Fans of musical theatre have completely lost their ‘sh$t’ after being exposed to sounds from the 20th century and the notion of ethnic diversity.  Many audience members are reported to … Continue reading

April 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

France swaps Bayeux Tapestry for a copy of Viz


In what is being seen as the cultural exchange of the century, France is offering the UK a piece of moth-eaten tat in exchange for Buster Gonad and a Cockney … Continue reading

February 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

How to make a Star Wars movie


If you’re a middle-aged man, concerned that latest Star Wars is not meant for you, why not make your own?  Follow these ten easy steps… 1) Spend months constructing an … Continue reading

January 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

End of ‘Paint’ program signals death of Soviet Nonconformist Art


Anonymous graffiti and digital artist ‘Microsoft’ has said he no longer plans to work through the medium of satirical street art and Ctrl + V. Know for his subversive epigrams … Continue reading

August 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Beyoncé’s twins caught in cash for honours scandal


Many are sceptical that Beyoncé’s one-month old son has made sufficient enough contribution to the British Empire, to have been awarded a knighthood. Friends confirm that ‘Sir Carter’ has mainly … Continue reading

July 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Barnum & Bailey release clowns ‘back into the wild’


As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or … Continue reading

June 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Your gran asks: ‘Do you remember when Miley Cyrus was a thing?’


Pensioners and war veterans spent much of this week reminiscing about a simpler time – a time of bra-less tea dances, stripper poles and communal ‘hammer licking’.  Meanwhile, sentimental street … Continue reading

June 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

Islamic State claim to have written ‘Pet Sounds’


Not content with taking the acclaim for every random atrocity, IS have made the bold assertion that they also wrote the Maltese Falcon, founded Cubism and directed Citizen Kane.  Recently, … Continue reading

April 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

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