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Jussie Smollett may have lied about Brexit


Chicago Police say that the US actor orchestrated a hoax involving a big red bus and unicorn from Nigeria. Worse still, is that Mr. Smollett faked support for Theresa May’s … Continue reading

March 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

Man who slept through Oscars had ‘no regrets


Rather than stay up until stupid-o’clock, to find out who won Best Botox or Most Plausible Merkin, Hamid Alvi (34) decided to become comatose by a more natural method. When … Continue reading

February 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Box of frogs still not as mad as Bjork


Despite living in a cramped container with dozens of other mentally-unbalanced amphibians, frogs have now conceded that they are nowhere crazy enough to compete with an Icelandic imp – who … Continue reading

February 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Stan Lee to be brought back for Stan Lee II


Regardless of dying, at the ripe old age of 95, movie executives already have plans afoot to resurrect Stan Lee, for as many times as is profitable.  Grieving relatives have … Continue reading

November 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Childish Gambino may have copied the existence of America


The rapping super-star has come under a barrage of criticism for plagiarising the concept of a nation that had been originally produced in 1492, by Christopher Columbus (the guy who … Continue reading

July 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

House of Fraser cut from Game of Thrones finale


The department chain has declare that they will be closing down 31 stores throughout the Kingdom of Westeros. As many as 2,000 employees will be made redundant, forced to wear … Continue reading

June 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Hamilton audience discover ‘hip hop’ for the first time


Fans of musical theatre have completely lost their ‘sh$t’ after being exposed to sounds from the 20th century and the notion of ethnic diversity.  Many audience members are reported to … Continue reading

April 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

France swaps Bayeux Tapestry for a copy of Viz


In what is being seen as the cultural exchange of the century, France is offering the UK a piece of moth-eaten tat in exchange for Buster Gonad and a Cockney … Continue reading

February 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

How to make a Star Wars movie


If you’re a middle-aged man, concerned that latest Star Wars is not meant for you, why not make your own?  Follow these ten easy steps… 1) Spend months constructing an … Continue reading

January 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

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