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Celebrities advised to stop having ‘thick’ kids


  Actress Felicity Huffman faces up to 4 months in jail, for pretending her daughter had more than sawdust between her ears.  A Boston court heard how wealthy parents have … Continue reading

June 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either


The American novelist has confessed that he is avoiding all online discussion of ‘Game of Thrones’, so he can also enjoy the surprise of how it all ends. Although having … Continue reading

May 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

ISIS leader makes rare appearance in Taylor Swift’s new video


Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ‘Booby’ to his friends, has pleased fan-girls everywhere by dropping some ‘phat moves’ and AK assault rifles in the pop video ‘ME!’.  Famous for his sugary brand … Continue reading

May 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

MySpace tragically fails to lose 12 years of U2 albums


Having lost a huge amount of online data, MySpace has admitted that they have completely failed to wipe out Bob the Builder’s ‘Can We Fix it?’ and Daniel Powter’s, ‘Bad … Continue reading

April 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Samuel Beckett wrote Brexit


Literary scholars have discovered a long forgotten text from the Nobel prize-winner, in which he describes an austerity-ridden landscape, filled with hapless characters stuck in a limbo of indicative votes. … Continue reading

April 2, 2019 · 1 Comment

Jussie Smollett may have lied about Brexit


Chicago Police say that the US actor orchestrated a hoax involving a big red bus and unicorn from Nigeria. Worse still, is that Mr. Smollett faked support for Theresa May’s … Continue reading

March 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

Man who slept through Oscars had ‘no regrets


Rather than stay up until stupid-o’clock, to find out who won Best Botox or Most Plausible Merkin, Hamid Alvi (34) decided to become comatose by a more natural method. When … Continue reading

February 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Box of frogs still not as mad as Bjork


Despite living in a cramped container with dozens of other mentally-unbalanced amphibians, frogs have now conceded that they are nowhere crazy enough to compete with an Icelandic imp – who … Continue reading

February 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Stan Lee to be brought back for Stan Lee II


Regardless of dying, at the ripe old age of 95, movie executives already have plans afoot to resurrect Stan Lee, for as many times as is profitable.  Grieving relatives have … Continue reading

November 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

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