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Barnum & Bailey release clowns ‘back into the wild’


As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or … Continue reading

June 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Your gran asks: ‘Do you remember when Miley Cyrus was a thing?’


Pensioners and war veterans spent much of this week reminiscing about a simpler time – a time of bra-less tea dances, stripper poles and communal ‘hammer licking’.  Meanwhile, sentimental street … Continue reading

June 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

Islamic State claim to have written ‘Pet Sounds’


Not content with taking the acclaim for every random atrocity, IS have made the bold assertion that they also wrote the Maltese Falcon, founded Cubism and directed Citizen Kane.  Recently, … Continue reading

April 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Sesame Street introduces ‘orange faced muppet’


Having tackled the stigma of autism with the character of Julia, Sesame Workshop has decided to raise awareness of what it is like to be a President ‘no one likes’.  … Continue reading

April 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Paris Jackson possibly too late to save her father’s reputation


While Sky TV have agreed to cancel their outlandish depiction of ‘Michael Jackson – crazy white guy’, his legacy as ‘crazy guy’ remains untarnished.  Sadly, driving with Marlon Brando and … Continue reading

February 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Dylan wins Nobel Prize for LISTERINE®


Having previously been a recipient of the Peacenik Award, Bob Dylan has been honoured with an award for services to throat nodules and antiseptic mouthwash.  With his unique vocal style … Continue reading

November 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Prince inheritance determined by glass slipper test


A State judge has ruled that 29 separate claims to Prince’s estate have not met basic fairytale plausibility; involving a combination of frog kissing and the removal of a sword … Continue reading

August 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Musicians sound better dead


As albums of recently deceased Prince top the charts, replacing David Bowie’s back catalogue, it has become clear that the public only appreciate creativity when it is starting to decompose.  … Continue reading

May 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boredom now catered for in Cinemas


With one of America’s largest cinema chains (AMC) allowing millennials to text during films, plans are now in place to permit other hobbies within the auditorium; including still-life painting, roller-blading … Continue reading

April 27, 2016 · 2 Comments

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