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Lex Luthor in favour of ‘Man of Steel’ tariff


One particular business magnate and philanthropist has spoken of his support for President Trump imposing a 25% tariff on squeaky-clean superheroes.  On Twitter Mr. Trump welcomed the endorsement of a … Continue reading

June 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

GDPR can ‘f$ck off’


The UK has reached a consensus that the spread of data protection across Europe is on par with the Bubonic plague or an idea by Michael Gove.  Many people have … Continue reading

May 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Not slept with Donald Trump? You might be eligible for a big, one-off payment


Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI).  If you think you or a relative, … Continue reading

May 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Artisan popcorn trading faster than the FTSE


With another downturn on the stock exchange, many traders are turning to popcorn as an alternative investment – with its exorbitant prices, rapid microwave growth and ability to pop without … Continue reading

February 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Brexit included in Black Friday offer


Much to the surprise of shoppers, the UK has reduced its worth by 70% – to the price of a discount Belgium or a top-end electric toothbrush. This Friday, trade … Continue reading

November 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Closing Sky News ‘less a threat, more a dare’


Sky’s threat to close its news division, if it impedes Fox’s takeover, has been greeted with a modicum of indifference and widespread hope.  For many, the absence of Sky News … Continue reading

November 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Jericho loses US Wall contract


Canaan’s favourite ‘brickies’ have lost out in their bid to build the US border wall, due to substantial structural weaknesses when confronted with a traditional Mexican brass band.  Likewise Pink … Continue reading

September 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

Markets are a barometer of ‘bugger all’


Analysts have finally admitted that share values have as much a relationship with politics, as Donald Trump does with Germaine Greer.  With the FTSE being a marginally worse predictor of … Continue reading

December 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Lego refuse to build Trump’s wall


Under the hashtag ‘StopFundingHate’ the Danish firm have ceased collaboration with Republicans, The Daily Mail and James Corden’s agent.  Citing ethical reasons, the toy manufacturer said they would continue to … Continue reading

November 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

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