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Spike in video conferencing matches disappointment in magnolia backdrop


As Britain’s workforce moves further towards more virtual meetings, it has become alarmingly apparent, how dull the nation’s interior walls are. As any conference drones on, your eyes are naturally … Continue reading

April 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

GOOP sues man who sells socks that smell like feet


Malcolm Follet (45) has been accused of stealing Gwyneth Paltrow’s idea to monetarize objects that smell like her body parts.  Mr Follet has eclipsed GOOP’s ‘vagina candle’, with a t-shirts … Continue reading

February 4, 2020 · Leave a comment

Travelex crashed by giant whiskey bottle filled with ha’pennies


The foreign exchange company has had to turn off all computer systems after a pub landlord tried to exchange the contents of a 1960’s swear jar for a holiday fund … Continue reading

January 13, 2020 · Leave a comment

Tesco time-travelling advert goes back to Victorian sweatshop


When not selling goods manufactured in Chinese prison camps, Tesco have recreated the magic of a 19th century workhouse. Telling the story of Joel, an exploitive card manufacturer, the advert … Continue reading

December 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trust no one who cannot understand the ‘reply all’ function


Just as businesses around the UK are adjusting to the ramifications of GDPR, ‘Archie from accounts’ has just forwarded everyone the last two years’ worth of confidential invoices; along with … Continue reading

May 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brexit: If Trump says its bad maybe it’s good?


Just when the British people were uniting behind the idea that Theresa May’s Brexit is deeply flawed, the President has muddied the waters by agreeing with everyone.  So now, the … Continue reading

December 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

50ft Wicker Man listed on Etsy


Alongside knitted symbols of paganism and wrought iron sex toys, one careful artisan has listed a huge man-shaped sculpture of woven twigs – with minor scorch marks around the base.  … Continue reading

November 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Beyoncé & Jay-Z to be traded on the Dow Jones


With the release of their joint album ‘We’re stinking rich’, the pop duo insisted they had moved into Exxon Mobil musical-phase of their career. Transcending their human flesh, both now … Continue reading

August 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Umlaut sues Emoji for copyright infringement


Lawyers working on the behalf of Germanic vowel alternation have filed a class action against ‘cheap and disrespectful’ ideograms. Too often complicated exchanges are being reduced down to a basic … Continue reading

August 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

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