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Markets are a barometer of ‘bugger all’


Analysts have finally admitted that share values have as much a relationship with politics, as Donald Trump does with Germaine Greer.  With the FTSE being a marginally worse predictor of … Continue reading

December 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Lego refuse to build Trump’s wall


Under the hashtag ‘StopFundingHate’ the Danish firm have ceased collaboration with Republicans, The Daily Mail and James Corden’s agent.  Citing ethical reasons, the toy manufacturer said they would continue to … Continue reading

November 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

 Facebook trademarks the word ‘book’


Having used its brand of Instagram to sue makers of the app Littergram, Facebook has demanded naming rights to any book-related suffix; including scrap books, match books and cheque books.  … Continue reading

May 30, 2016 · 2 Comments

‘Corruption? Don’t you mean foreign?’ asks Cameron


Organisers of the anti-corruption summit in London were left red-faced when their key-note speaker, the UK’s Prime Minister, let slip that he was not au fait with the dictionary definition … Continue reading

May 26, 2016 · 2 Comments

Tax crooks ashamed to associated with FIFA‏


In what is being described as ‘a race to the bottom’ in terms of public opinion, Panamanian accountants have attempted to distance themselves with any connection with FIFA. While admitting … Continue reading

April 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

HMRC relocates to Panama


In an effort to cut down on postage, HM Revenue & Customs have decided to move closer to where the UK’s richest claim to live – the Cayman Islands, Bermuda … Continue reading

April 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Facebook taxed £1 for every sincere comment


Today HM Revenue & Customs (HRMC) defended their decision to levy £4,327 from Facebook in 2014, based on the social network giant’s contribution to the ‘sum of human kindness’.  HRMC … Continue reading

November 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Obama demands ‘real black’ media CEO


In response to Rupert Murdoch’s implied criticism of his ethnic credentials, the US President has pointedly highlighted the lack of diversity among billionaire news-paper barons.  This is despite Fox News … Continue reading

October 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Spoilt ballots now Greece’s main currency


With an ever dwindling supply of Euros, Athens’ central bank has decided to adopt voting slips as the only commonly used currency within Greece.  Now facing a fifth General Election … Continue reading

October 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

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