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Trust no one who cannot understand the ‘reply all’ function

Just as businesses around the UK are adjusting to the ramifications of GDPR, ‘Archie from accounts’ has just forwarded everyone the last two years’ worth of confidential invoices; along with … Continue reading

May 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brexit: If Trump says its bad maybe it’s good?

Just when the British people were uniting behind the idea that Theresa May’s Brexit is deeply flawed, the President has muddied the waters by agreeing with everyone.  So now, the … Continue reading

December 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

50ft Wicker Man listed on Etsy

Alongside knitted symbols of paganism and wrought iron sex toys, one careful artisan has listed a huge man-shaped sculpture of woven twigs – with minor scorch marks around the base.  … Continue reading

November 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Beyoncé & Jay-Z to be traded on the Dow Jones

With the release of their joint album ‘We’re stinking rich’, the pop duo insisted they had moved into Exxon Mobil musical-phase of their career. Transcending their human flesh, both now … Continue reading

August 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Umlaut sues Emoji for copyright infringement

Lawyers working on the behalf of Germanic vowel alternation have filed a class action against ‘cheap and disrespectful’ ideograms. Too often complicated exchanges are being reduced down to a basic … Continue reading

August 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Lex Luthor in favour of ‘Man of Steel’ tariff

One particular business magnate and philanthropist has spoken of his support for President Trump imposing a 25% tariff on squeaky-clean superheroes.  On Twitter Mr. Trump welcomed the endorsement of a … Continue reading

June 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

GDPR can ‘f$ck off’

The UK has reached a consensus that the spread of data protection across Europe is on par with the Bubonic plague or an idea by Michael Gove.  Many people have … Continue reading

May 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Not slept with Donald Trump? You might be eligible for a big, one-off payment

Thousands of hard working sex-workers may be eligible for $130,000, if they think they may have experienced a ‘Presidential Poking Injury’ (or PPI).  If you think you or a relative, … Continue reading

May 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Artisan popcorn trading faster than the FTSE

With another downturn on the stock exchange, many traders are turning to popcorn as an alternative investment – with its exorbitant prices, rapid microwave growth and ability to pop without … Continue reading

February 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

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