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Long working hours kills 745,000 people a year. Boris Johnson not at risk.

The World Health Organization (WHO) has released a study showing that close to a million people are working longer hours, just to keep the Prime Minister in new wallpaper.  Data … Continue reading

May 25, 2021 · Leave a comment

Report on Google selling 5-star reviews only gets 3-stars

A damning report into Google failing to monitor fake reviews, has itself been given a ‘thumbs down’ in twelve million comments by an influential reviewer called @GoogleMarketingDepartment96.  Despite the Competition … Continue reading

March 18, 2021 · Leave a comment

‘Elon Musk no longer world’s richest person’ – but he’s still pretty rich, right?

Tesla’s boss has seen his fortune shrink from an ‘insanely, disgustingly, uber number of bajillions’ to just a mere disgusting number of bajillions.  This has meant he will have to … Continue reading

March 2, 2021 · Leave a comment

Hedge Fund Manager will work for food

The City of London and Wall Street are concerned about the growing number of investment bankers seen sleeping rough, wrapped in nothing but a Burberry overcoat and a pair of … Continue reading

February 10, 2021 · Leave a comment

Weimar Republic unconvinced that a Twitter ban will stop fascism

There is a school of thought that suggests bad things are solved by pretending they are not there; and it is this logic that convinces us that erasing Trump’s Twitter … Continue reading

January 18, 2021 · 2 Comments

Salesforce/Slack merge to form another company you have never heard of

You will pleased to know that your pension scheme is still tied up with stocks and shares in companies you have never heard of, making products you have never used.  … Continue reading

December 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump paid $750 in tax, more than expected

Revelations, in the New York Times, that the Mr. Trump may have inadvertently helped others financially, has undermined his Presidency, the American Dream and the memory of his father, Scrooge … Continue reading

October 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump to start funding the Coronavirus

In a bold move, the President has said he no longer wants to fund ‘losers’ and will, instead, be supporting the clear success stories of 2020; this includes Poverty, War … Continue reading

May 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Yeezys are knitted by Kanye West’s nan

It turns out that Kanye West’s signature shoe was first based on a dopily crochet pattern. The designer trainer was not inspired by L.A. music scene, but was in fact … Continue reading

April 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

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