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USA suffers serious shortage of unarmed people to kill

Regrettably, due to lockdown, the USA has been unable to fulfil its primary aim; of life, liberty and the pursuit of other people’s oil. Instead of being focused on killing … Continue reading

June 8, 2020 · Leave a comment

Grim Reaper’s skull found on top of Tony Blair’s neck

Many Heavy Metal fans have been horrified to discover that for years their t-shirts were accidently daubed with images of everyone’s favourite war criminal.  Instead of ‘Eddie the Head’, they … Continue reading

March 10, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’

To a packed crowd of the supporters, the President confirmed that his trial will have the biggest viewing figures, the most lawyers and the longest brass neck the world has … Continue reading

January 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

Government insists there will be no delay in getting lorry loads of dead immigrants

Not to be disheartened by finding 39 murder victims in the back of a refrigerated trailer, Boris Johnson insisted that Britain’s delivery of slaves and sex workers will be as … Continue reading

November 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

Julian Assange would like Prince Andrew’s lawyer

The WikiLeaks founder is rueing his misfortune at not being born into the House of Windsor, but instead being confined for seven years to the ‘House? Let’s say flat. Actually … Continue reading

October 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

White supremacist killer accused of plagiarism

As the US reels from the shock of another gun massacre, lawyers for other killers have demanded a percentage of any advertising revenue or ‘thoughts and prayers’. They argue that … Continue reading

August 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Jeffrey Epstein ‘conveniently’ commits suicide

The billionaire sex-trafficker has died in jail, taking with him a great deal of criminal evidence and a lifetime’s supply of lubricant. Many, who were victims of his sex-trafficking ring, … Continue reading

August 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Blair unable to return to Narnia

Every few weeks the Hague’s ‘most wanted’ ex-Prime Minister, does a tour of the chat-shows, safe in the knowledge no one remembers his legacy or how to do a citizen’s … Continue reading

August 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

Pompeo: Corbyn is Elvis

The US has admitted that Black Ops deployed to undermine the Labour leader may have backfired; making him more Prime Ministerial and less Geography Teacher-esque.  The larger the lie, the … Continue reading

July 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

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