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Belarus hijackers condemned for aggressive tourist strategy


The Belarusian Government was forced to defend its policy of kidnapping journalists in mid-flight, trying to increase their number of holiday makers and dissidents. Although there are rumours that the … Continue reading

May 31, 2021 · Leave a comment

To even things up, MoD to export rocks to Palestine


The UK & US having sold billions of  pounds worth of military equipment to Israel, have decided the equitable thing to do is to send Gaza a super soaker, a … Continue reading

May 24, 2021 · Leave a comment

Judge rules that ‘personal truth’ not quite the same as actual truth


Today, the High Court was thrown into disarray when notorious bank robber, Harry Holman (46), offered as his defence his own subjective reality, in clear contradiction with the fact he … Continue reading

March 25, 2021 · Leave a comment

Julian Assange put in a mysterious ‘Tier 6’ lockdown


Despite avoiding extradition to the US, Mr. Assange has been denied bail on the grounds that he has not been tortured enough. Instead, he will experience a level of Covid … Continue reading

January 14, 2021 · Leave a comment

No one left to poison in Russia


With the poisoning of politician Alexei Navalny, it transpires that there are only three healthy people left in Russia; Vladimir Putin’s pet dog, Doctor Zhivago and the embalmed remains of … Continue reading

August 25, 2020 · Leave a comment

Western concern for the Uighur to last as long as Johnny Depp’s next marriage


Cynics are suggesting that recent outrage about the plight Uighur people, may have more to do with international trade wars and less to do with being able to spell Uighur … Continue reading

July 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

USA suffers serious shortage of unarmed people to kill


Regrettably, due to lockdown, the USA has been unable to fulfil its primary aim; of life, liberty and the pursuit of other people’s oil. Instead of being focused on killing … Continue reading

June 8, 2020 · Leave a comment

Grim Reaper’s skull found on top of Tony Blair’s neck


Many Heavy Metal fans have been horrified to discover that for years their t-shirts were accidently daubed with images of everyone’s favourite war criminal.  Instead of ‘Eddie the Head’, they … Continue reading

March 10, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump boasts his impeachment will be ‘the best one ever’


To a packed crowd of the supporters, the President confirmed that his trial will have the biggest viewing figures, the most lawyers and the longest brass neck the world has … Continue reading

January 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

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