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Pompeo: Corbyn is Elvis


The US has admitted that Black Ops deployed to undermine the Labour leader may have backfired; making him more Prime Ministerial and less Geography Teacher-esque.  The larger the lie, the … Continue reading

July 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Concentration Camps to be rebranded ‘Disney’s World of Cramped Living Conditions’


The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency is under-fire for detaining immigrants in a ‘detainy’ sort of way, in camps that are bit ‘campish’ and in concentrated fashion, evoking … Continue reading

June 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Alastair Campbell: ‘I’m not a war criminal – I just voted for it’


Tony Blair’s former spin doctor has been expelled from the Labour Party for appearing on TV and endorsing weapons of mass destruction. While Mr. Campbell insisted his loyalty lay with … Continue reading

June 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Mueller concludes no Russian collusion, voters are ‘just dumb’


After two years of painstaking of investigation, Special Counsel has confirmed that no amount of electoral corruption can match the sheer scale of ‘stupid’ in the electorate.  Robert Mueller’s report … Continue reading

April 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Cohen: ‘Trump is a racist’ – so what else is new?


Blistering congressional testimony, by Michael Cohn, has revealed absolutely 0% new information about the character of Donald ‘J for Jerk’ Trump. In fact, news that Trump is a ‘conman’ and … Continue reading

March 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

When is it okay to bring a bonesaw to a party?


If you are planning to host an event in a Saudi Embassy, of your choice, there are important social niceties to observe; such as to cover the furniture in plastic … Continue reading

October 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

You can be a pervert, just don’t try becoming a Judge or a President


In an odd victory for moral ambiguity, the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh shows we care very strongly about people’s criminal past – but only sometimes and only when the TV … Continue reading

October 1, 2018 · Leave a comment

British exports reduce the number of rogue school buses


The people of Yemen expressed their gratitude that the UK arms industry has helpfully culled their excess of school children. The move has been particularly welcomed by middle class parents … Continue reading

August 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Terrorist dies tragically of ‘shooter’s elbow’


In light of recent killings, the National Rifle Association has been quick to highlight the perils of using a fully automated weapon; without appropriate strapping, access to a trained reflexologist … Continue reading

October 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

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