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USA also says something mean about Iran’s mother


In what is being seen a deliberate attempt to provoke a military response, President Trump has imposed on Tehran strict sanctions, spoilers for ‘Game of Thrones’ and has put Ali … Continue reading

November 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Michael Foot spotted in Salisbury


According to reliable sources, such as MI6, Baron Munchausen and Geppetto’s son, the deceased Labour leader was seen acting ‘suspiciously dead’ in the vicinity of a recent poison attack.  Despite … Continue reading

September 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump postpones military junta ‘to 2019’


President Trump’s plans for a Veterans’ Day military parade followed by a star-spangled dictatorship, have been delayed due to a shortage of tan-green uniforms in his size. Organizers have had … Continue reading

August 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump’s Space Force to include Jar Jar Binks


President Trump plans to launch a new military franchise, with all the key components of a George Lucas idea; such as numerous plot holes and one too many Death Stars.  … Continue reading

August 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin congratulates ‘sleeper agent’ Trump


Dmitry Trumpski, formerly of Moscow’s School for Backward Boys, has met his KGB handler in Helsinki for the first time, in order to explain why nobody has, as yet, spotted … Continue reading

July 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Imagine if Israel had lost Eurovision?


The world has been stunned by the level of unprecedented violence in Gaza in the wake of Netta’s Eurovision victory.  While nobody likes a bad loser, Amnesty International have suggested … Continue reading

May 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrians cancel holiday to Iran


Hardworking and shell-shocked Syrians, who were hoping for a well-earned break from chemical weapons, can no longer rely on Iran as a bomb-free destination. Holiday firms are advising customers, that … Continue reading

May 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrian boy completes Panini ‘album of bombs’


Lucky Karam Mansour (12) has had the good fortune to have been bombed with every form of ballistics and by every conceivable nation.  This has allowed him to finish his … Continue reading

April 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Porton Down confirm ‘it was just burnt toast’


The defence research facility has finally revealed that the sample of nerve agent supplied by Boris Johnson was, in fact, the remains of his tiffin.  Disappointingly this will mean the … Continue reading

April 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

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