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Israel asks UK ‘Colonialism. Does it end well?’

After another night/year/decade of violence unfolds in the occupied territories, many Israeli citizens are concerned that their Victorian Empire cosplay may have gone too far. Instead of peace and harmony, … Continue reading

May 18, 2021 · Leave a comment

Artex proves immune to Iran’s ‘wallpaper’ spy app

‘Check Point’, the American-Israeli security expert, says that Iran is tracking dissidents through a variety of Apps – all of them bizarre and all completely avoidable if you have a … Continue reading

February 17, 2021 · Leave a comment

Earth has its Galactic membership rejected on grounds of race 

An Israeli space scientist, Haim Eshed, claims the US has long been in contact with the Galactic Federation, which may explain why Reese Witherspoon never ages.  Sadly the Federation has … Continue reading

December 17, 2020 · Leave a comment

Chinese brutal crackdown of HK citizens, accuses US/UK – with no sense of irony

Upsetting images of Hong Kong nationals being pepper-sprayed and led away by police, have been in marked contrast to the UK and US doing the same thing to citizens of … Continue reading

July 8, 2020 · Leave a comment

Iran & Venezuela stockpiling Andrex claims USA

Although the world is self-isolating, the US military is hoping to pay a little visit to Iran and Venezuela – ‘just to check they have enough milk’. Any troop deployment … Continue reading

April 8, 2020 · Leave a comment

Space Force ready to defeat Giant Space Asparagus

Observant members of the public have questioned the wisdom of space army clothed in jungle camouflage. Yet the President has declared a real and immediate threat to the Earth from … Continue reading

March 18, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump asked – What first attracted you to oil-rich Iran?

The assassination of General Qasem Soleimani, has signalled the United States’ intention to invest heavily in Tehran’s fossil fuel infrastructure and Iran’s, soon to expand quite considerably, refugee industry. President … Continue reading

January 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

Raab worried about bushfires in Iran

Still reeling from the information that Dover is a port, the UK’s Foreign Secretary is now coming to terms with the fact that Iran is not just a description of … Continue reading

January 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Man has no spare capacity to worry about Kashmir

News that India and Pakistan might be heading for a new conflict, failed to resonate with Mark Gayle (39), who was too busy ‘crapping his pants’ over Trump, Brexit and … Continue reading

August 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

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