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UK seizes tanker because ‘big boys made me’ 


Gibraltar law enforcement agencies have detained an Iranian oil tanker, on the strict instructions of ‘a group of sixth formers’ with leather jackets.  Pressure was put on the British behind … Continue reading

July 16, 2019 · 2 Comments

Pentagon border wall to have ‘frickin lasers!’


By bypassing Congress, President Trump can now fund his wall with military spending, aided by blueprints left over from the Transformers’ movie.  Civilian walls are restricted to bricks and mortar, … Continue reading

July 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

US finds Iranian boat on top of Salisbury cathedral


In what cynics are describing as a convenient turn of events, the CIA has said they have found irrefutable evidence that Iran is behind recent tanker attacks; leaving behind lost … Continue reading

June 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Hard Border with the Chagos Islands a bit ‘soggy’


Brexiteers claim that the disputed sovereignty of the islands can be resolved with a border arrangement; involving being strip-searched by squid and very wet toll-booth.  Boris Johnson was confident that … Continue reading

March 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Grenfell survivors: ‘Can we have the New Zealand government help us?’


While Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, took just moments to respond to the Christchurch mosque shooting; Theresa May is yet to add Grenfell to her ‘to do’ list.  New Zealand’s swift … Continue reading

March 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Afghanistan 10, Rest of the World 0


What does the British, Soviet and American Empires have in common – besides an excessive amount of other people’s oil – could it be a complete failure to defeat one … Continue reading

March 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Sajid Javid to strip UK brides of EU citizenship


Taking a tough stance against extremist Remoaners, the Home Secretary has said he will be removing EU rights from anyone who holidays in Ibiza, wears a black turtleneck or has … Continue reading

March 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Bring me home’ says extremist, Nigel Farage.


The ex-UKIP Leader has said he wants to return to the UK to give ‘birth’ to a new Brexit party.  In 1999 Mr. Farage left London to join the caliphate … Continue reading

February 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Venezuela offers to help depose US despot


Thousands of angry protestors against ‘El Naranja Presidente’ took to the streets of Washington to protest the longest running government shutdown.  In solidarity, the people of Venezuela said they would … Continue reading

February 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

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