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Category Archives: International Defense

Space Force ready to defeat Giant Space Asparagus

Observant members of the public have questioned the wisdom of space army clothed in jungle camouflage. Yet the President has declared a real and immediate threat to the Earth from … Continue reading

March 18, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump asked – What first attracted you to oil-rich Iran?

The assassination of General Qasem Soleimani, has signalled the United States’ intention to invest heavily in Tehran’s fossil fuel infrastructure and Iran’s, soon to expand quite considerably, refugee industry. President … Continue reading

January 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

Raab worried about bushfires in Iran

Still reeling from the information that Dover is a port, the UK’s Foreign Secretary is now coming to terms with the fact that Iran is not just a description of … Continue reading

January 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Man has no spare capacity to worry about Kashmir

News that India and Pakistan might be heading for a new conflict, failed to resonate with Mark Gayle (39), who was too busy ‘crapping his pants’ over Trump, Brexit and … Continue reading

August 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tankers for the memories

Who said the age of romance and piracy is not dead? Iran, the UK and the US are all desperate to hold onto any little memento of one another, particular … Continue reading

July 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

UK seizes tanker because ‘big boys made me’ 

Gibraltar law enforcement agencies have detained an Iranian oil tanker, on the strict instructions of ‘a group of sixth formers’ with leather jackets.  Pressure was put on the British behind … Continue reading

July 16, 2019 · 3 Comments

Pentagon border wall to have ‘frickin lasers!’

By bypassing Congress, President Trump can now fund his wall with military spending, aided by blueprints left over from the Transformers’ movie.  Civilian walls are restricted to bricks and mortar, … Continue reading

July 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

US finds Iranian boat on top of Salisbury cathedral

In what cynics are describing as a convenient turn of events, the CIA has said they have found irrefutable evidence that Iran is behind recent tanker attacks; leaving behind lost … Continue reading

June 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Hard Border with the Chagos Islands a bit ‘soggy’

Brexiteers claim that the disputed sovereignty of the islands can be resolved with a border arrangement; involving being strip-searched by squid and very wet toll-booth.  Boris Johnson was confident that … Continue reading

March 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

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