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UK used ‘jobseeker’s allowance’ to fund Mossad


Following the revelation that the outgoing the International Development Secretary attempted to subsidize the Israeli army with Foreign Aid, it transpires that Priti Patel also tried to claim Cold Weather Payments … Continue reading

November 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea still trying to hit cow with ‘banjo technology’


Scientists in Pyongyang have agreed that their wayward missile system, may be due to the fact they ‘couldn’t hit sand if they fell off a camel’.  Frustrated by their lack … Continue reading

September 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea still furious about Bake Off


Pyongyang continues to threaten its neighbours, in what is seen as an attempt to overthrow the universal symbol of Western Democracy and decadence – Sandi Toksvig’s cheeky smile. Subsequently launching … Continue reading

September 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Afghanistan replaces Hawaii as 50th State


With further increases in army deployment promised, Afghanistan’s U.S. population is now so large, that this Islamic Republic has successfully applied for statehood. Not wanting to deal with the administration … Continue reading

August 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea asks – Do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?


Unsure as to whether they had recently tested six intercontinental ballistic missiles or only five, the DPRK [Democratic People’s Republic of Korea] increased their rhetoric against the US by waving … Continue reading

August 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Everyone pretending to know where Venezuela is


As civil disturbance spreads throughout the Bolivarian Republic, many in the UK are concerned that it may impact on its neighbours – Belguim, El Dorado and Mordor. There were press … Continue reading

August 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mother of All Bombs ‘disappointed’ in I.S.


With the withering wrath that only a mother knows, a bomb was dropped on an Afghan tunnel complex, with the attached message ‘You never phone me’.  Unleashing the full fury … Continue reading

April 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

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