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Trump’s Space Force to include Jar Jar Binks


President Trump plans to launch a new military franchise, with all the key components of a George Lucas idea; such as numerous plot holes and one too many Death Stars.  … Continue reading

August 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin congratulates ‘sleeper agent’ Trump


Dmitry Trumpski, formerly of Moscow’s School for Backward Boys, has met his KGB handler in Helsinki for the first time, in order to explain why nobody has, as yet, spotted … Continue reading

July 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Imagine if Israel had lost Eurovision?


The world has been stunned by the level of unprecedented violence in Gaza in the wake of Netta’s Eurovision victory.  While nobody likes a bad loser, Amnesty International have suggested … Continue reading

May 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrians cancel holiday to Iran


Hardworking and shell-shocked Syrians, who were hoping for a well-earned break from chemical weapons, can no longer rely on Iran as a bomb-free destination. Holiday firms are advising customers, that … Continue reading

May 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Syrian boy completes Panini ‘album of bombs’


Lucky Karam Mansour (12) has had the good fortune to have been bombed with every form of ballistics and by every conceivable nation.  This has allowed him to finish his … Continue reading

April 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Porton Down confirm ‘it was just burnt toast’


The defence research facility has finally revealed that the sample of nerve agent supplied by Boris Johnson was, in fact, the remains of his tiffin.  Disappointingly this will mean the … Continue reading

April 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin compares Boris Johnson to Boris Johnson


The head of the UK’s diplomacy has helpfully likened Vladimir Putin to Hitler, in a novel attempt to defuse international tension and improve our chances of winning the World Cup.  … Continue reading

March 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

MPs to stop funding abuse – unless its their own


The Government is to take a strong line in withdrawing funding from any institution harbouring sexual predators, unless of course its a Premiership football team, a Weinstein production or the … Continue reading

March 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK used ‘jobseeker’s allowance’ to fund Mossad


Following the revelation that the outgoing the International Development Secretary attempted to subsidize the Israeli army with Foreign Aid, it transpires that Priti Patel also tried to claim Cold Weather Payments … Continue reading

November 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

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