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Category Archives: International Education

Scandal, as teachers award higher grades to brighter students


A recent study has revealed that unconscious bias may have led to teachers giving marks for correct answers or awarding high attendance scores, to those students who turn up.  One … Continue reading

May 26, 2021 · Leave a comment

Rioters storm US Capitol to find someone who can count


Frustrated voters suffering from dyscalculia attacked Congress, clamouring to know why Joe Biden’s 306 electoral votes were a larger number than 232.  They demanded answers to complex questions of democracy; … Continue reading

January 11, 2021 · 2 Comments

Benjamin Netanyahu claims Corbyn failed his Alevels


Taking out a full page advert, Israel’s PM has said that the Labour Leader spent a year at a terrorist training camp – called North London Polytechnic. Mr. Netanyahu further … Continue reading

August 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Armed teachers notice rise in homework submissions


While many question President Trump’s safety argument that teachers should carry guns, no one can doubt the positive impact it can have on league table, punctuality and the quantity of … Continue reading

February 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Marine Le Pen channels Miss Trunchbull


In an attempt to fulfil Roald Dahl’s dying wish, France’s far-right leader has proposed an end to free education for foreign children, locking them in ‘chokey’ style camps and finally … Continue reading

January 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mumsnet fury over nuclear testing


Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and … Continue reading

October 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

I.S. – a sorority pledge ‘too far’


As a spate of random terrorists pledge their support with jihadist ‘pranks’, many are asking is it worth all this death and destruction just to hang out with the cool … Continue reading

August 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Turkey starts school holidays early


President Erdogan has announced that ‘school’s out for summer’, prompted by him putting all subversive teaching staff under house arrest. With 21,000 teachers removed from post and banned from travelling … Continue reading

August 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

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