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Antarctica saved from Brexit


Delegates from EU have committed to creating the world’s largest economic ‘bullsh@t-free’ zone.  The Ross Sea in Antarctica will now be designated immune to any speculation about Article 50, bogus … Continue reading

November 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

World agrees to lower 2 degrees of Kevin Bacon


An historic accord was reached in Paris, with the world’s leaders pledging to save a global film trivia challenge, which had threatened to lose ‘all credibility’ as a serious drinking … Continue reading

January 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Japan launches scientific whaling programme to see if they are ‘tasty’


In a triumph of hunger and sophistry, Japanese scientists have cunningly resumed killing whales to determine if they should be killing whales.  As research outcomes go this is particularly satisfying, … Continue reading

January 7, 2016 · 2 Comments

World Leaders tell climate: ‘You’ve changed’


A bitter President Obama told the climate: ‘I’m still the fossil-fuel loving guy I’ve always been.  But you’ve changed.  You keep hitching up your shoreline to attract the attention of … Continue reading

December 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Son of Zeus confesses to lion killing


Amid the controversy surrounding the killing of ‘Cecil’ the lion, the focus has now switched from a US poacher with a dental license, to ‘some naked dude’ without a hunting … Continue reading

August 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Sharks get a sexual thrill from being punched


In the wake of a second swimmer this month having to strike a shark, evidence is emerging that large fish with cartilaginous skeletons may be getting a taste for ‘Aussie … Continue reading

August 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Malaysia claims ‘ball-sack’ caused earthquake


Four nudists are to appear in a Sabah State Court, accused of using ‘unfettered dangly bits’ and inciting mountain spirits into causing a deadly quake. Posing nude atop of Mount … Continue reading

June 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

New York tells Britain’s commuters: ‘Now THAT’S a snow day!’


As the north-east US shuts down in anticipation of 30 inches of snow, many were left surprised that the UK’s national infrastructure was also disrupted by an unseasonal breeze, three … Continue reading

February 2, 2015 · 4 Comments

White House to erect a second fence to protect the Obama’s allotment


With anti-vegetable sentiment in the US reaching crisis point, the Secret Service has taken the unprecedented step of erecting a protective barrier between public and the First Lady’s ‘prize-winning turnip’. … Continue reading

October 10, 2014 · 7 Comments

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