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Coronavirus outbreak in Iran – USA has second thoughts about invading


Oddly enough, the White House has gone strangely quiet over invasion plans, claiming it was all a big misunderstanding and that there was no need for ‘face to face’ diplomatic … Continue reading

March 9, 2020 · Leave a comment

UK in talks with China over high-speed import of Coronavirus


Boris Johnson is trying to find a cheaper way to bring the coronavirus to the North of England. Previously the UK was relying on costly flights and cruise ships, but … Continue reading

March 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris: ‘The only cure for coronavirus is a blue passport’


Brexiteers and medical officials agree that the colour of your passport will be the deciding factor in whether you contract 2019-nCoV virus or end up speaking French.  Moving from a … Continue reading

February 17, 2020 · Leave a comment

Johnson, Johnson and Beelzebub


Share price in the US pharmaceutical giant has plummeted with the news that their CEO is a twelve foot demon, with horns and pitchfork. Confirmation that Lucifer had been managing … Continue reading

April 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Nightmares caused by farts you don’t let out


Scientists have discovered that repressed flatulence gives rise to your inner demons and can result in disturbing images; such as ghosts, monsters or Theresa May running in a field of … Continue reading

January 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

Hot climates have ‘worst’ drinking games


While scientists may have concluded that a darker environment leads to heavy drinking; the truth is that your average warm country is ‘an uptight little priss’, who only cares about … Continue reading

November 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

DUP ban Brexiteer’s ‘right to choose’


Despite Eire voting overwhelming for a woman’s right to control over her own body, Theresa May has discovered that she no longer has control over her own mind – or … Continue reading

June 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Six-packs to be rebranded as ‘tummies’


After years of aggressive marketing, stomachs throughout the land have opted to return to a more family-friendly image, which can accommodate a progressive pie-orientated lifestyle. Gone will be Guantanamo-themed ‘washboards’ … Continue reading

February 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Saying Espresso with an ‘X’ won’t damage your health


Scientist have confirmed that mispronouncing up to three cups of artisan coffee a day, has no noticeable impact on your health – but it will make you look like ‘a … Continue reading

January 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

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