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Poison ‘best before date’ not much of a warning


Arkansas shoppers are being advised to check the expiration date on any lethal injection they might be planning to administer to loved ones or fellow cult members.  Other such perishables … Continue reading

May 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump gets first full erection


President Trump announced to the world’s press that with his missile strikes on Syria, the US was entering a heightened military state – to match his own elevated level arousal.  … Continue reading

April 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump bans transgender golden showers


Donald Trump’s unhealthy interest in all things urinary has now extended to a ban on transgender evacuations anywhere ‘in the vicinity’ of the Presidential face.  Having revoked transgender student toilet … Continue reading

March 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Castro: Grim Reaper 1 CIA 0


Despite 638 attempts, the Central Intelligence Bureau has failed to do what ‘natural causes’ has managed to do in an instant.  The death of Fidel Castro, at 90, is less … Continue reading

November 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Batman v Super-gonorrhoea’


Having gone head to head with Spiderman, the Caped Crusader is set to do battle with the latest super-villain – a sexually transmitted infection, in 3D!  Action-packed sequences of puss-like … Continue reading

May 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Utah declared ‘a turn off’


In what is seen as a ‘tat for tit’ retribution for the US State denouncing pornography as a public health risk; those in the sex industry have labelled Utah a … Continue reading

May 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hunt condemns Syrian hospital for ‘poor weekend service’‏


Criticising the Unions for refusing to work under bombardment, Jeremy Hunt has threatened to force contracts upon doctors that will see medical professionals dodging shrapnel 24/7.  The Health Secretary said … Continue reading

March 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

World struggles not to tell Charlie Sheen ‘I told you so’‏


The sad news of that star of ‘Anger Management’ was diagnosed with HIV four years ago, has naturally been greeted by an outpouring of empathy and a subliminal sense of … Continue reading

December 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Scientists confirm laughing at James Corden is a ‘a sign of impending dementia’


The University College London has discovered a correlation between frontotemporal dementia and enjoying the self-congratulatory smirk worn by the host of ‘The Late Late Show’.  Even remotely finding James Corden … Continue reading

November 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

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