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Could £1.795m life-saving drug have used cheaper packaging?


Questions are being asked why Novartis Gene Therapies is charging the NHS so much to save a child’s life; was it the redundant child proof cap, was it offering it … Continue reading

June 7, 2021 · Leave a comment

Vaccine fears allayed as jab will improve your darts arm


Anti-vaccers have finally accepted that the advantages of the Covid jab far outweigh the risk, now that we can all throw arrows like Eric Bristow.  A scientist explained: ‘We had … Continue reading

June 3, 2021 · Leave a comment

80-90% effective. Fine for vaccines. Not for parachutes.


During a pandemic we are grateful for any level of viral immunity, even to the point where we are willing to listen to Donald Trump recommend injecting bleach.  However, there … Continue reading

February 8, 2021 · Leave a comment

Everyone suddenly paying a hell of a lot more attention to India’s mystery illness


Attitudes in 2020 have changed, going from ‘Oh, are poor people dying on the other side of the world – what a yawn’ to ‘Did someone sneeze in India?!? Quick, … Continue reading

December 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

Obama, Bush & Clinton to be injected on TV – but is the death penalty too much?


All three former Presidents have volunteered to be vaccinated on TV, although most US citizens are happy to swap the vaccine for something ‘a bit stronger’. While most say they … Continue reading

December 9, 2020 · Leave a comment

Choice of best vaccine may come down to flavour


With rival vaccines competing to combat COVID-19, consumers may be forced to choose between more trivial factors; like shiny packaging or does it come with a bendable straw.  Now that … Continue reading

November 18, 2020 · Leave a comment

Concern that Trump may have kissed Biden during debates


With the President and the First Lady both testing positive for Covid-19, voters fear that Mr. Biden may have also caught the virus during the obligatory handshake or from the … Continue reading

October 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Aids just a hoax to make you wear condoms


Libertarians have started to complain that condoms are infringing their personal rights, interrupting foreplay and turning erections into 5G antenna.  Recent conspiracy-based research has confirmed that HIV was nothing but … Continue reading

September 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Mask wearer horrified by her own breath


Zoe Bridgewater, 32, has been shocked to discover that a diet of garlic, stilton and chewing tobacco is not conducive to floral breath.  Gagging on her own gag, Zoe has … Continue reading

September 15, 2020 · Leave a comment

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