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Covid-19 so last year, says G4 EA H1N1


China has identified a new flu strain that will soon have heads turning on the catwalks of Milan and stomachs churning in the bathrooms of Bognor. The new virus is … Continue reading

July 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump on the Toilet Duck- again


Plans by the President to inject disinfectant into Covid-19 patients has been inspired by his own predilection for sniffing nail polish remover and snorting bath salts. A renowned teetotaller, Mr. … Continue reading

May 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump to start funding the Coronavirus


In a bold move, the President has said he no longer wants to fund ‘losers’ and will, instead, be supporting the clear success stories of 2020; this includes Poverty, War … Continue reading

April 29, 2020 · Leave a comment

Doctor grateful to have journalist explain her job to her


Health professionals have welcomed the rude interruptions of numerous interviewers, in helping to spread editorial views on Coronavirus and ultimately the spread of Coronavirus. Said one Doctor: ‘I feel I … Continue reading

April 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

Coronavirus outbreak in Iran – USA has second thoughts about invading


Oddly enough, the White House has gone strangely quiet over invasion plans, claiming it was all a big misunderstanding and that there was no need for ‘face to face’ diplomatic … Continue reading

March 9, 2020 · Leave a comment

UK in talks with China over high-speed import of Coronavirus


Boris Johnson is trying to find a cheaper way to bring the coronavirus to the North of England. Previously the UK was relying on costly flights and cruise ships, but … Continue reading

March 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris: ‘The only cure for coronavirus is a blue passport’


Brexiteers and medical officials agree that the colour of your passport will be the deciding factor in whether you contract 2019-nCoV virus or end up speaking French.  Moving from a … Continue reading

February 17, 2020 · Leave a comment

Johnson, Johnson and Beelzebub


Share price in the US pharmaceutical giant has plummeted with the news that their CEO is a twelve foot demon, with horns and pitchfork. Confirmation that Lucifer had been managing … Continue reading

April 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Nightmares caused by farts you don’t let out


Scientists have discovered that repressed flatulence gives rise to your inner demons and can result in disturbing images; such as ghosts, monsters or Theresa May running in a field of … Continue reading

January 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

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