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Trump bans transgender golden showers

Donald Trump’s unhealthy interest in all things urinary has now extended to a ban on transgender evacuations anywhere ‘in the vicinity’ of the Presidential face.  Having revoked transgender student toilet … Continue reading

March 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Castro: Grim Reaper 1 CIA 0

Despite 638 attempts, the Central Intelligence Bureau has failed to do what ‘natural causes’ has managed to do in an instant.  The death of Fidel Castro, at 90, is less … Continue reading

November 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Batman v Super-gonorrhoea’

Having gone head to head with Spiderman, the Caped Crusader is set to do battle with the latest super-villain – a sexually transmitted infection, in 3D!  Action-packed sequences of puss-like … Continue reading

May 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Utah declared ‘a turn off’

In what is seen as a ‘tat for tit’ retribution for the US State denouncing pornography as a public health risk; those in the sex industry have labelled Utah a … Continue reading

May 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hunt condemns Syrian hospital for ‘poor weekend service’‏

Criticising the Unions for refusing to work under bombardment, Jeremy Hunt has threatened to force contracts upon doctors that will see medical professionals dodging shrapnel 24/7.  The Health Secretary said … Continue reading

March 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

World struggles not to tell Charlie Sheen ‘I told you so’‏

The sad news of that star of ‘Anger Management’ was diagnosed with HIV four years ago, has naturally been greeted by an outpouring of empathy and a subliminal sense of … Continue reading

December 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Scientists confirm laughing at James Corden is a ‘a sign of impending dementia’

The University College London has discovered a correlation between frontotemporal dementia and enjoying the self-congratulatory smirk worn by the host of ‘The Late Late Show’.  Even remotely finding James Corden … Continue reading

November 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

Lack of snakebite antidote a worry for Katie Hopkin’s fans

Medicins Sans Frontieres have warned that stocks of ‘Hopkins anti-venom’ are running dangerously low and that the public should be on their guard for a carnivorous reptile ‘hiding in the … Continue reading

September 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Female libido pill to replace Harry Styles

Sprout Pharmaceuticals have released a new drug, Flibanserin, guaranteed to have the same impact on the female sex drive as ‘sitting on Russell Brand’s knee’. No longer will women have … Continue reading

September 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

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