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Boys trapped in Thai cave says it’s still ‘better’ than Centre Parcs


Despite facing months of uncertainty trapped inside the Tham Luang cave complex, the twelve boys admit that it was preferable to enforced bike riders and jollity with their parents.  The … Continue reading

July 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump hoping to train a new generation of cage fighters


The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanized … Continue reading

July 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man with Pavlovian response eats meringue


Paul Rodrigo, 27, was discovered face down in a cream and meringue crater, after what friends referred to as a sudden involuntary ‘reflex’, after seeing a strawberry-themed pudding.  Psychologists often … Continue reading

March 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Fall in child marriages attributed Jerry Lee Lewis ‘slowing down’


At 82 years of age, the American singer-songwriter, has admitted that he is no longer able to offer the same levels of inappropriate romance and rock’n’roll grooming.  Unicef estimates that … Continue reading

March 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Kind Regards’ goes from passive aggressive to outright lie


Scientists have discovered that over 90% of respondents who sign off emails are neither regarding us kindly, interested in the best of our wishes or intending to stay faithful.  In … Continue reading

February 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Virtue Signalling #MeMeToo


Sociologists have discovered an interesting phenomenon, whereby a spokesperson for the oppressed will bravely appear on chat-shows and suffer the indignity of a six-figure book-deal.  In the face of adversity, … Continue reading

February 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘If only I’d thought to use a wheelchair’ Weinstein tells George Bush Snr


Having apologised for sexual assault, the former President has been applauded for the dignified and statesmen-like manner with which he goosed an actress.  In this tawdry age of Harvey Weinstein, … Continue reading

October 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

France secretly speaking English for years


Covert recordings, taken at Emmanuel Macron’s post-election rally, reveal thousands of revellers may have been faking their French chants of support.  On the tape, President Macron’s voice clearly drops several … Continue reading

May 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

Own brand cola ‘not sh$t enough’


With the discovery of ‘human waste’ in Coca Cola cans, supermarkets will be hard-pressed to come up with a cheap alternative that matches the aroma and viscosity of ‘liquid poo’.  … Continue reading

April 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

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