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Woman trapped in WhatsApp group, tunnels to freedom

Katie Uthman (37) has finally escaped from a virtual gaol, where a two-tick verification was the only thing that gave her life meaning.  This followed two whole years of being … Continue reading

April 7, 2021 · Leave a comment

Man finds Pokémon in bed with his wife

Avid Pokémon Go enthusiast, Adam Brooks (34), was less than enthusiastic about finding the elusive ‘Mew’ in bed with his wife.  The couple were caught ‘inflagranti’ – which ironically sounds … Continue reading

March 30, 2021 · Leave a comment

Covid applauds Swiss ban on face coverings

Air born diseases have expressed support for the Swiss referendum victory, on whether women with hats are scary and if everyone wants to catch more Covid. The Swiss People’s Party … Continue reading

March 22, 2021 · Leave a comment

Jeffrey Toobin and Rudy Giuliani were just applying hand sanitizer gel

Trump’s personal lawyer and CNN’s analyst have rigorously defended themselves, against the accusation that they have pleasured themselves on camera; a spokesman replied: ‘Both men have regularly appeared on TV … Continue reading

October 28, 2020 · Leave a comment

Man dies after falling from holiday balcony – probably next week

Friends and family of Mick Tyler (24) were left devasted by the news that he fell to his death – sometime in the foreseeable future, ninety minutes after Happy Hour … Continue reading

August 12, 2020 · Leave a comment

Cat forced to wear collar is going to f$ck you up

The pedigree burmese cat, known as ‘Mooncoin Arkaig Fantine the Third’ (or ‘Mr. Fuzzy’ to the family’s children or ‘The Dark Slayer’ to himself) is less than amused by the … Continue reading

March 11, 2020 · 1 Comment

The Dark Side is slimmer

Fashion experts have confirmed what was long known by the Nazgul and members of the SS, that wearing black and attacking defenceless Hobbits, makes you look slim.  A multicoloured spandex … Continue reading

October 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Blackface’ or not to ‘blackface’? Hmmmm, tough one.

  Some are calling it the moral dilemma of 2019, while others are saying: ‘Didn’t we sort out this $hit out in 1919???’.  Either way, modern politicians seem torn between … Continue reading

October 7, 2019 · 2 Comments

Brexit dividend to include Opal Fruits and dog shit on the beaches

The Prime Minister has been making a strong case for the benefits of returning to pre-EU days; which include Marathon Bars and asbestos in every classroom. Being able to roll-back … Continue reading

October 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

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