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Tommy Robinson struggling to find asylum in a country without ‘foreigners’


The renowned crypto-fascist and most common search for the phrase ‘whatever happened to Baldrick?’, has put out a plea for political asylum.  Unfortunately most of the world is decidedly un-Englishy … Continue reading

July 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump leaves scathing TripAdvisor review for UK


  The UK’s post-Brexit economic strategy to become an Airbnb for racist golfers, was dealt a humiliating blow when a Mr. D. Trump (50ish) awarded it only 2 stars – … Continue reading

June 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

French Revolutionary peasants ‘never liked’ cake in the first place


Historians have revealed that Marie Antoinette’s iconic dietary advice was intended to mock those who were gluten-intolerant.  What was previously unknown, was that 48% of all peasants had wheat-related allergies … Continue reading

April 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boys trapped in Thai cave says it’s still ‘better’ than Centre Parcs


Despite facing months of uncertainty trapped inside the Tham Luang cave complex, the twelve boys admit that it was preferable to enforced bike riders and jollity with their parents.  The … Continue reading

July 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump hoping to train a new generation of cage fighters


The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanized … Continue reading

July 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man with Pavlovian response eats meringue


Paul Rodrigo, 27, was discovered face down in a cream and meringue crater, after what friends referred to as a sudden involuntary ‘reflex’, after seeing a strawberry-themed pudding.  Psychologists often … Continue reading

March 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Fall in child marriages attributed Jerry Lee Lewis ‘slowing down’


At 82 years of age, the American singer-songwriter, has admitted that he is no longer able to offer the same levels of inappropriate romance and rock’n’roll grooming.  Unicef estimates that … Continue reading

March 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Kind Regards’ goes from passive aggressive to outright lie


Scientists have discovered that over 90% of respondents who sign off emails are neither regarding us kindly, interested in the best of our wishes or intending to stay faithful.  In … Continue reading

February 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Virtue Signalling #MeMeToo


Sociologists have discovered an interesting phenomenon, whereby a spokesperson for the oppressed will bravely appear on chat-shows and suffer the indignity of a six-figure book-deal.  In the face of adversity, … Continue reading

February 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

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