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‘If only I’d thought to use a wheelchair’ Weinstein tells George Bush Snr


Having apologised for sexual assault, the former President has been applauded for the dignified and statesmen-like manner with which he goosed an actress.  In this tawdry age of Harvey Weinstein, … Continue reading

October 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

France secretly speaking English for years


Covert recordings, taken at Emmanuel Macron’s post-election rally, reveal thousands of revellers may have been faking their French chants of support.  On the tape, President Macron’s voice clearly drops several … Continue reading

May 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

Own brand cola ‘not sh$t enough’


With the discovery of ‘human waste’ in Coca Cola cans, supermarkets will be hard-pressed to come up with a cheap alternative that matches the aroma and viscosity of ‘liquid poo’.  … Continue reading

April 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

Some singer ‘up the duff’


Parts of the internet were plunged into darkness and the earth stopped revolving on its axis, as Beyoncé achieved what most sixth-formers manage with only one bottle of cider.  Posing … Continue reading

February 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Madonna adopts mid-life crisis.


A Court in Malawi has granted the aging pop singer access to the twin demons of 50-something paranoia and 20-something narcissism.  As a symbol of her impending nervous breakdown, the … Continue reading

February 27, 2017 · 3 Comments

Trump adopts Gove


Reporting in the Sunday Times, Michael Gove was pleased to announce that he had found his natural father – the 45th President of the United States, the fifth Horseman of … Continue reading

February 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump denies ordering a Russian Mail Order Bribe


Rumours are abound that Donald Trump may have been assisted in his presidential campaign by a sultry, beauty from Saint Petersburg – answering to Grindr profile of ‘Vlad the Impaler’.  … Continue reading

January 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Aleppo devastated by TripAdvisor review


There is one thing worse than being indiscrimately shelled and that is metaphorically bombing online.  Citizens of Aleppo have discovered that a brutal review written by @CandyMom81, is infinitely more … Continue reading

December 13, 2016 · 2 Comments

Trump in gender transition confusion


White House staff have been briefed to expect the President Elect, but Republican officials are yet to confirm if he will be arriving as Donald or his trans-identity – Juanita. … Continue reading

November 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

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