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Cat forced to wear collar is going to f$ck you up

The pedigree burmese cat, known as ‘Mooncoin Arkaig Fantine the Third’ (or ‘Mr. Fuzzy’ to the family’s children or ‘The Dark Slayer’ to himself) is less than amused by the … Continue reading

March 11, 2020 · 1 Comment

The Dark Side is slimmer

Fashion experts have confirmed what was long known by the Nazgul and members of the SS, that wearing black and attacking defenceless Hobbits, makes you look slim.  A multicoloured spandex … Continue reading

October 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Blackface’ or not to ‘blackface’? Hmmmm, tough one.

  Some are calling it the moral dilemma of 2019, while others are saying: ‘Didn’t we sort out this $hit out in 1919???’.  Either way, modern politicians seem torn between … Continue reading

October 7, 2019 · 2 Comments

Brexit dividend to include Opal Fruits and dog shit on the beaches

The Prime Minister has been making a strong case for the benefits of returning to pre-EU days; which include Marathon Bars and asbestos in every classroom. Being able to roll-back … Continue reading

October 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

Feminist angry that Transgender get preferential hate crimes

Attacks against transgender people having risen by 81%, which is clear proof that well-qualified women are being overlooked for online abuse and physical intimidation.  With 1,944 reported crimes last year, … Continue reading

August 21, 2019 · 2 Comments

Tommy Robinson struggling to find asylum in a country without ‘foreigners’

The renowned crypto-fascist and most common search for the phrase ‘whatever happened to Baldrick?’, has put out a plea for political asylum.  Unfortunately most of the world is decidedly un-Englishy … Continue reading

July 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump leaves scathing TripAdvisor review for UK

  The UK’s post-Brexit economic strategy to become an Airbnb for racist golfers, was dealt a humiliating blow when a Mr. D. Trump (50ish) awarded it only 2 stars – … Continue reading

June 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

French Revolutionary peasants ‘never liked’ cake in the first place

Historians have revealed that Marie Antoinette’s iconic dietary advice was intended to mock those who were gluten-intolerant.  What was previously unknown, was that 48% of all peasants had wheat-related allergies … Continue reading

April 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boys trapped in Thai cave says it’s still ‘better’ than Centre Parcs

Despite facing months of uncertainty trapped inside the Tham Luang cave complex, the twelve boys admit that it was preferable to enforced bike riders and jollity with their parents.  The … Continue reading

July 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

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