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Noam Chomsky – the Anti-Semite’s Anti-Semite


Thanks to renowned academic and Nazi-hunter, Rachel Riley, the notorious racist Noam Chomsky has finally been outed. Too long has he been terrorizing the world with his support for freedom, … Continue reading

January 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Gabon foils military coup by having a ‘People’s Vote’


The Gabonese Government has managed to avoid open rebellion by having offering a second Brexit referendum.  This follows five soldiers taking control of the national radio station; demanding an end … Continue reading

January 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Half a billion for one white kid sounds about right


A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier … Continue reading

December 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Strawberry found in sewing kit


In what is being seen as a copycat crime and an attempt to improve the diet of seamstresses, an unknown Australian has started forcing fruit into darning kits.  While not … Continue reading

October 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump visit to put the potato famine into perspective


The people of Ireland are braced for the arrival of Donald Trump, with many likening it to the birth of Jedward.  Historically Ireland has had more than its fair share … Continue reading

September 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

Benjamin Netanyahu’s tweets to be read by WWE wrestler


Proving that history will eat itself and that irony is just a metal, but with more iron, Israel’s PM has gone ‘full Thanos’.  From this day forward, Mr. Netanyahu agreed … Continue reading

September 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May’s dancing sparks international protest


The Prime Minister stunned a group of unsuspecting South African children, with physical contortions that were either the death knell of contemporary dance, the mating ritual of hippopotamus or a … Continue reading

August 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Blair: ‘I didn’t help Trump…but it does sound like the kind of thing I would do’.


A sheepish ex-Prime Minister was forced to deny collusion with the Trump election campaign, but also confirmed that it was the sort ‘weasel-ish thing’ that he would done, if only … Continue reading

January 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Palestinians to get Atlantis, says Trump


In a move to placate the rest of the Middle East, the President is set to offer Palestinians some ‘prime real estate’ only forty miles off the coast of Gaza. … Continue reading

December 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

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