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Wikitribune – the new ‘Newsbiscuit’


Wikipedia’s co-founder, Jimmy Wales, has set out his intention to break the monopoly held by ‘Newsbiscuit’ on dubious facts, inept spelling and spurious tax returns.  Mr. Wales hopes that Wikitribune … Continue reading

June 15, 2017 · 2 Comments

Trump looks for new director of the FIB


The White House has issued a directive to replace the FBI with a Federal Bureau of Fabrication, Invention and ‘general Bullsh$t’.  A spokeswoman explained that the outgoing director, James Corney, … Continue reading

May 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris avoids Moscow. Moscow dodges bullet.


Diplomats from Russia and Britain breathed a collective sigh of relief as Boris Johnson flatly refused to visit Moscow, saying that he was perfectly ‘capable’ of insulting them from 2000 … Continue reading

April 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea kills ‘capitalist fish-dog’


Using four targeted ballistic missiles, North Korea has successfully purged the Sea of Japan of U.S. Imperialist fish and all ‘shifty looking plankton’.  In a glorious victory for the Democratic … Continue reading

March 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

#ilovetrump still not trending


Despite a PR campaign to rival Caligula’s, the President-elect still ranks alongside chlamydia in many people’s affections. Regardless, the tweeting-Trump still hopes as he takes office to be showered with … Continue reading

January 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris Johnson ‘no longer trusted’ with sharp objects


The government has been forced into an embarrassing admission that the Foreign Secretary is no longer responsible for anything to do with Foreigners.  UK diplomats have subsequently child-proofed all trade … Continue reading

December 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Mosul resists Grammar Schools


Fighting intensified around the occupied city, as Iraqi and Kurdish fighters attempted to bring selective education to this Islamic State (IS) stronghold.  Although some IS leaders have fled, there remains … Continue reading

November 8, 2016 · 3 Comments

Syrian transition more detailed than Brexit


Despite five years of civil war and 250,000 fatalities, Syrian opposition factions have managed to do something that Theresa May was unable to do – actually ‘have a plan’.  The … Continue reading

September 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chinese bridge made from iPhone glass


Beijing officials have been left red-faced by the discovery that their 430m-long bridge, costing $3.4m, was constructed without a screen protector. Having used iPhone glass technology, the Zhangjiajie bridge is … Continue reading

September 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

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