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Greeks remove migrant engines, Farage favours removing the whole boat

Harrowing images of Greek border-patrols towing migrants out to sea have shocked Nigel Farage, mainly because they stole his idea.  Removing sailing equipment is seen by many as tantamount to … Continue reading

August 24, 2020 · Leave a comment

Belgium gets tough on deadbeat Kings

Former Belgian King Albert II has been forced to admit to fathering an illegitimate child and not having read Tintin. Backdated child support payments will include €78, the city of … Continue reading

February 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

Melanie Phillips appointed as Middle East peace envoy

Reaching out with love, The Times journalist has been nominated to bring peace and understanding to war-torn regions and a ‘big bag of s.t.f.u.’ for the people of Palestine. After … Continue reading

January 8, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump only phoned Ukraine to order a new bride

The White House has rejected calls for impeachment, explaining that the President has been in diplomatic negotiations to exchange Crimea for ‘something six foot, blonde and with ass that won’t … Continue reading

October 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Native Americans back Trump’s ‘go back to where you came from’ speech

The ancestors of the original proprietors of North America, were quick to endorse the President’s sentiment and that immigrants should take their glass beads, pox blankets and worthless treaties with … Continue reading

July 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Noam Chomsky – the Anti-Semite’s Anti-Semite

Thanks to renowned academic and Nazi-hunter, Rachel Riley, the notorious racist Noam Chomsky has finally been outed. Too long has he been terrorizing the world with his support for freedom, … Continue reading

January 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Gabon foils military coup by having a ‘People’s Vote’

The Gabonese Government has managed to avoid open rebellion by having offering a second Brexit referendum.  This follows five soldiers taking control of the national radio station; demanding an end … Continue reading

January 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Half a billion for one white kid sounds about right

A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier … Continue reading

December 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Strawberry found in sewing kit

In what is being seen as a copycat crime and an attempt to improve the diet of seamstresses, an unknown Australian has started forcing fruit into darning kits.  While not … Continue reading

October 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

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