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May boasts: ‘Trump told me to sh$g my own daughter’


In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a strip-tease for whole twenty seconds … Continue reading

July 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK: ‘Can we have Kim Jong-un rather than Trump?’


Faced with a Friday the 13th dinner date with Donald Trump, UK diplomats have asked if we could have a visitor that is more moderate, stable and with a more … Continue reading

May 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Putin: If I wanted someone dead, they would be DEAD


While conspiracy theories surround the attempted assassination of spy Sergei Skripal, the Russian President was keen to emphasize that he would not be so incompetent to use out-of-date nerve agent, … Continue reading

March 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Trump thought he was agreeing to a date with Kim Kardashian


North Korean officials have declared their ‘honey trap’ a success, having lured President Trump with a bevy of attractive Kim’s; including Basinger, Cattrall and Philby.  Chief among these is Kim … Continue reading

March 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

Boris Johnson talks Iran into executing all jailed Britons


The Foreign Secretary hailed as a success his diplomatic efforts to ensure that every Briton visiting Iran will be instantly jailed, covered in hot chilli sauce and fired from a … Continue reading

December 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Priebus goes, but Butthead remains


Donald Trump is getting through senior advisors faster than wives, as Reince Priebus (former of Chief of Staff) joins the long list of pussies grabbed and discarded.  The White House … Continue reading

July 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Russia may have helped with Trump’s tax returns


More evidence has emerged of the President’s collusion with Russia and his long-standing relationship with selective amnesia. In the words of another duplicitous Donald (Rumsfeld): ‘There are known knowns. Then … Continue reading

July 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Ivanka replaces Cersei as everyone’s favourite Queen Regent


The G20 summit was surprised to find that Ivanka Trump had assumed the mantle of President of the United States, Lord of Twitter and Protector of the Seven Kingdoms (all … Continue reading

July 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump ‘unemployed’ according to tax return


After much speculation, a leak to the Press has revealed that Donald Trump’s declared income in 2005 comprised of loose change found in his pocket and an invalid Starbucks’ loyalty … Continue reading

April 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

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