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Trump ‘unemployed’ according to tax return


After much speculation, a leak to the Press has revealed that Donald Trump’s declared income in 2005 comprised of loose change found in his pocket and an invalid Starbucks’ loyalty … Continue reading

April 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

UN proposes ‘two Trump’ solution


While Donald Trump is busy conflating the Israel/Palestine question with his breakfast order, the United Nations has suggested that a divided ownership of the President’s ideas might be best for … Continue reading

March 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May finds peace in her time


In a brazen attempt to give Neville Chamberlain a run for his money, the Prime Minister has decided that the easiest way to deal with acts of fascism is to … Continue reading

January 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Obama leaves White House unflushed


It what is seen as a final act of revenge against Donald Trump’s disrespectful water-sports, the outgoing President has spent his remaining weeks keeping his family on a high fibre … Continue reading

January 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump sacked from call centre


What should have been a straight-forward interim telemarketing job, has turned into a diplomatic nightmare; with accusations that Donald Trump had been cold-calling nations, with promises of cheaper car insurance.  … Continue reading

December 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Trump legalizes sex with daughters


In a landmark ruling, the new President of the US has prioritized reducing the stigma attached to fatherly love and ‘pussy grabbing’; in a clear attempt to bring America and … Continue reading

November 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Bricklayers rejoice!


The election of President Trump is not just a victory for orange people everywhere but an overwhelming mandate for those in the wall-building industry or Muslims who never wanted to … Continue reading

November 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hilary strangles Bald Eagle


In what is being described as another ‘bizarre’ attempt to sabotage her own campaign, Hilary Clinton has assaulted a series of beloved US symbols; including punching a bison, setting fire … Continue reading

November 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

Democracy? Meh


As Columbian voters see fit to reject a Farc peace deal and the British electorate voted for Brexit, Steve Brookstein and more bad plumbing, governments are now realising that democracy … Continue reading

October 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

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