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Martians prioritised with oxygen ahead of Earthlings


While hospitals around the globe struggle with a shortage of oxygen, NASA has decided to direct its considerable ingenuity to helping small green beings, who have a pair of cranial … Continue reading

April 27, 2021 · Leave a comment

Maslow publishes Hierarchy of Knees


Renowned psychologist, Abraham Maslow, has revised his theory of human motivation, to reflect our intrinsic love of knees. Represented in pyramid form, Maslow postulates that self-fulfilment will only be achieved … Continue reading

February 4, 2021 · Leave a comment

High alert, as engineers create a webcam that shows your bottom half


As more of us retreat to a world of virtual meetings, there is a growing concern that many people are not bothering with trousers and, in some cases, ‘going full … Continue reading

December 22, 2020 · Leave a comment

Rat unimpressed that Covid survived lab conditions


Every year, more than 100 million rodents are killed in US laboratories alone, so rats are somewhat underwhelmed by any claims made by the Coronavirus.  Said one rat: ‘Surviving 28 … Continue reading

October 15, 2020 · Leave a comment

Robot invasion thwarted by CAPTCHA


  Mankind has been saved from cyborg assassins from 2029, by the last defence of humanity – a vaguely fuzzy image.  Admitted one such Terminator: ‘We had plans to enslave … Continue reading

October 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Elon Musk hacks pig’s brain to find out if they really are happy in sh$t


The next stage of human cognition may be based on our understanding of the pig brain; revealing whether Piglet really likes Winnie the Pooh and where the hell pork-scratchings come … Continue reading

September 1, 2020 · Leave a comment

NASA’s ‘huge Mars Rover’ – is just one very large dog


Due to cutbacks, NASA’s next scheduled mission to Mars will involve strapping an over-weight English Mastiff to a rocket and hoping for the best. The dog in question, ‘Fat Larry’, … Continue reading

August 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Netanyahu annexes Moon


Having secured an historic fifth term in office, President Netanyahu reiterated his commitment to a Greater Israel by expanding into nearby territory, 230,000 miles away. Despite crashing into the lunar … Continue reading

April 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Moon probe still wrapped in KitKat wrapper


With almost 50 years of lunar technology available, the Chinese space agency has still opted to use the contents of a lunch-box to protect the delicate Chang’e-4.  The first images … Continue reading

January 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

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