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Last man to fake Moon walk dies


Gene Cernan, 82, has passed away and has taken the secret of this elaborate hoax to the grave.  Scientists now acknowledge that the Moon is a 2,000km block of cheese … Continue reading

January 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘It’s not you, it’s me’ say HP printers


A large number of printers are now rejecting budget ink cartridges for spurious reasons; such as age difference, life being ‘too complicated’ right now or that they are seeing someone … Continue reading

November 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

Apple reduces bodily orifices down to one


Having phased out the redundant headphone socket, hardware designers have turned their attention to the outmoded bOdy 2.0. Removing all but the face aperture, Apple hope that this slimmed-down version … Continue reading

September 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Mammoths fatally addicted to salted peanuts


Scientist now believe that the Ice Age beasts died of thirst due to a combination of Pleistocene pretzels, cheap margaritas and no access to chilled cans of Dr. Pepper.  The … Continue reading

August 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Uber invest in driver-less tax avoidance


Having already stripped back safety provision, the US car-hailing company is now pioneering new ways to increase profits while removing the last vestige of human liability. Cars that have been … Continue reading

June 7, 2016 · 3 Comments

FBI unlocks iPhone by pressing ‘ctrl alt del’


After much technical consternation, scientists working for the US Justice Department (DOJ) have managed to crack Apple’s elaborate security with a simple ‘three-fingered re-boot’.  Much to everyone’s surprise, the iPhone’s … Continue reading

April 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

Scientists discover Google’s financial ‘black hole’


Research, by the LIGO Collaboration, has revealed that a good accountant can warp space-time and your ‘tax bill’.  A billion light-years from what everyone else pays, two black holes (‘what … Continue reading

March 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

NASA fake water on Mars to help Matt Damon‏


In a blatant example of Hollywood manipulation, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has spent billions of dollars fabricating images of salt deposits just to bump ticket sales for … Continue reading

October 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

Windows releases an update for Amstrad’s CPC 464


In response to customer feedback, the much vaunted launch of Windows 10 is going to be superseded with an operating platform that is reliable, easy to navigate and can play … Continue reading

August 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

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