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UK embarks on nationwide Milgram Experiment


The British public have volunteered to take part in a six-month experiment, to see just how far they will go to obey an authority figure who cannot even wash his … Continue reading

May 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

Newcastle fans not sure who is worst – Saudi Arabia or Sports Direct?


Human Rights watchdogs have warned Newcastle Utd that they could end up being run by perfidious human rights abuser – twice in a row. Swapping Mike Ashley for the Saudi … Continue reading

May 20, 2020 · Leave a comment

BBC reports that Kobe Bryant will continue LeBron James’ legacy


The BBC denied confusing one african-american basketball legend with another and insisted Kobe Bryant would continue to endorse his Air Jordan shoes. Bryant’s obituary read: ‘No one can underestimate his … Continue reading

February 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

Search begins for superstitious reason why England lost


While some might legitimately blame tactics or team selection for under-performance, most will attribute losing to Croatia by not wearing their lucky underwear, with a rabbit’s foot stuffed inside them. … Continue reading

July 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Nation hides behind pillow


The UK’s stiff upper lip is currently hidden behind 3 inches of cushion as we cower in terror and expectation over the World Cup.  Never has a nation been so … Continue reading

July 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Johnson resignation triggers World Cup victory celebrations


To the chants of ‘He’s going home! Doofball’s going home’, football fans were united in their glee that Boris Johnson will be exiting at the Semi-Final stage.  Although England are … Continue reading

July 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

NFL players can only drop a knee if they propose


The American football league has said players who kneel during the Star-Spangled Banner, must then follow up with an appropriate romantic gesture: ‘nothing less than five carats’.  Players will be … Continue reading

May 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

DAY ONE: Barcelona still without a win


Fans of FC Barcelona have been left reeling and without a win for more than six hours.  Suicide hotlines have been overwhelmed with fans struggling to deal without constant oxytocin, … Continue reading

April 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

Despite doping scandal, cycling still not a real sport


The Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) select committee has confirmed that ‘no amount of drugs’ can make cycling anything more than ‘a glorified paper-round’.  While Sir Bradley Wiggins & … Continue reading

March 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

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