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Woman asks: ‘Should I pay an overdue e-bill for an iPhone I don’t have?’

Darcy Faroo (29) has asked if she should trust an invoice addressed to a ‘Dear Mr. Dorothy Faboo’. Darcy would not normally question the veracity of such an email, given … Continue reading

May 27, 2021 · Leave a comment

Melinda Gates to get Belgium in divorce settlement

The billionaire couple, Bill and Melinda Gates, are set to split, with a much anticipated custody battle over who gets the GDP equivalent of Western Europe.  However, lawyers anticipate the … Continue reading

May 13, 2021 · Leave a comment

Bitcoin electricity usage caused by leaving the ‘big light’ on

Data miners of Bitcoin are said to use more electricity than entire nations, but new evidence suggests it is all because they left their TV on standby overnight.  The extraordinary … Continue reading

April 15, 2021 · Leave a comment

VR revolutionizes gaming – and by ‘gaming’ we mean porn

Scientists predict that Virtual Reality headsets will transform the way we experience computer games and, more importantly, how we see undulating breast. Studies reveal that most gamers spend their first … Continue reading

February 9, 2021 · Leave a comment

Woman not buying ‘Grammarly’ no matter how many times its advert pops up

Aanya Laghari (36) is resolutely fighting against the collapse of civilization and chirpy reminders that her life would be transformed if only she could spell better. The invasive nature of … Continue reading

January 19, 2021 · Leave a comment

Conspiracy against QAnon fuels conspiracy theory

  Facebooks decision to ban QAnon posts from its platform has been interpreted as either a bold move against fake news, or just the sort of thing a Satan worshipping … Continue reading

October 13, 2020 · Leave a comment

Dear UK, your McAfee Virus Protection expires today

Boris Johnson’s lamentable record on protecting the British public, may have been caused by his failure to renew appropriate virus protection. Instead, Boris thought ‘malware’ was a seventeenth century cravat … Continue reading

May 11, 2020 · Leave a comment

Exploited by in game purchases? Send us your bank card details

The Government has expressed alarm at the rise of hidden costs in computer games but to read more on this article, please send $100 in umarked bills.  Once we recieve … Continue reading

October 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

Facebook knows when you have sex, but so does your neighbour

A controversial menstruation app has been designed to monitor rigorous love-making, almost as closely as your neighbour, who shares an adjoining wall with your bedroom.  While Facebook is able to … Continue reading

September 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

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