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Momo video was just Chris Grayling explaining Brexit


Parents have been warned that impressionable children may be watching a Conservative minister ‘with bulging eyes and huge beak-like mouth’.  Alarmist details of the lack of Brexit planning, can lead … Continue reading

March 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Pop-ups for new iPhone only moderately ‘f$cking annoying’


Scientists have calculated that the average human being will see 1,000 adverts per day for Apple’s latest shiny bauble; but experience the same levels of irritation as if they were … Continue reading

October 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Elon Musk to rescue May from Brexit hole


Having been trapped for many weeks between a rock and a hard Brexit, hope was starting to fade for Theresa May.  However entrepreneur, Elon Musk, has said he can pull … Continue reading

July 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

GDPR accidentally deletes Civilization


In the rush to protect everyone’s data from The Matrix, an over-enthusiastic IT manager, from Stroud, may have inadvertently erased the ‘sum of human knowledge’. Sadly it looks like 100% … Continue reading

June 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Facebook still can’t get you to ‘like’ your niece’s photo


While data-mining has been used to influence voting habits, consumerism and ‘the colour of rainbows’, Facebook has admitted that no one really cares about your cousin’s week long birthday celebration.  … Continue reading

April 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Blackberry accused of making criminals look like they are from the 90s


Tech company ‘Phantom Secure’ are being investigated for selling modified Blackberry devices, to help organised crime lords avoid detection and blend in with the cast of ‘Beverly Hills, 90210’. US authorities … Continue reading

March 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Kids’ Facebook ‘ideal’ for imaginary friends


The social network has announced it intends to target under 13’s who have friends that are ‘as fictitious as Facebook’s own tax returns’.  This lucrative market would allow a kid … Continue reading

January 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

No one notices Trump’s ‘My Space’ account deleted


While the deactivation of President Trump’s Twitter account has caused consternation, very few people have noticed the absence of Mr, Trump on ‘Friends Reunited’. Likewise social media users seem unconcerned … Continue reading

November 7, 2017 · 2 Comments

126m Facebook users check out Russia’s relationship status


Evidence has emerged that millions of Americans are now stalking Russia online, desperate to know who they are dating and when they attended Novosibirsk State University.  Just like a creepy-ex, … Continue reading

November 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

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