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Dear UK, your McAfee Virus Protection expires today

Boris Johnson’s lamentable record on protecting the British public, may have been caused by his failure to renew appropriate virus protection. Instead, Boris thought ‘malware’ was a seventeenth century cravat … Continue reading

May 11, 2020 · Leave a comment

Exploited by in game purchases? Send us your bank card details

The Government has expressed alarm at the rise of hidden costs in computer games but to read more on this article, please send $100 in umarked bills.  Once we recieve … Continue reading

October 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

Facebook knows when you have sex, but so does your neighbour

A controversial menstruation app has been designed to monitor rigorous love-making, almost as closely as your neighbour, who shares an adjoining wall with your bedroom.  While Facebook is able to … Continue reading

September 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Instead of re-charging your iPhone why not buy a new iPhone?

Apple are proud to introduce a new business model whereby, customers will simply be advised to upgrade from an iPhone 11 to an iPhone 12 – without the hassle of … Continue reading

April 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Momo video was just Chris Grayling explaining Brexit

Parents have been warned that impressionable children may be watching a Conservative minister ‘with bulging eyes and huge beak-like mouth’.  Alarmist details of the lack of Brexit planning, can lead … Continue reading

March 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Pop-ups for new iPhone only moderately ‘f$cking annoying’

Scientists have calculated that the average human being will see 1,000 adverts per day for Apple’s latest shiny bauble; but experience the same levels of irritation as if they were … Continue reading

October 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Elon Musk to rescue May from Brexit hole

Having been trapped for many weeks between a rock and a hard Brexit, hope was starting to fade for Theresa May.  However entrepreneur, Elon Musk, has said he can pull … Continue reading

July 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

GDPR accidentally deletes Civilization

In the rush to protect everyone’s data from The Matrix, an over-enthusiastic IT manager, from Stroud, may have inadvertently erased the ‘sum of human knowledge’. Sadly it looks like 100% … Continue reading

June 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Facebook still can’t get you to ‘like’ your niece’s photo

While data-mining has been used to influence voting habits, consumerism and ‘the colour of rainbows’, Facebook has admitted that no one really cares about your cousin’s week long birthday celebration.  … Continue reading

April 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

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