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Matt Hancock’s ventilator procurement an elaborate April Fool’s day prank


Pranksters throughout the UK saluted the Health Minister’s commitment to slapstick and turning protecting the British public into an ‘absolute joke’.   Many have likened him to the new Dom … Continue reading

April 1, 2020 · Leave a comment

COVID-19 headlining Reading Festival


Festival organisers have confirmed that coronavirus, after a busy world tour, will be on the main stage at Reading and on ‘pretty much everything else’.  Although it will be a … Continue reading

March 16, 2020 · Leave a comment

Emmeline Pankhurst to star as Jess Phillips, in biopic of Jess Phillips


The BBC have announced that they a making a TV series about Britain’s most important female political figure; documenting her struggles to learn lacrosse at Grammar School and having a … Continue reading

July 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Spice Girls’ concert hit by sound problems – fans could hear them


Fans at the Cardiff’s Principality Stadium have complained that the pop divas were clearly audible throughout their performance. Said one fan: ‘I didn’t pay £100 to hear a cacophony of … Continue reading

May 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Glastonbury sells out on news that ‘there will be face-painting’


Booking lines have been inundated, with festival goers hoping to experience the once in a lifetime experience of having a sparkly butterfly drawn on their face, by someone with a … Continue reading

October 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

University graduation to be modelled on Logan’s Run


Damian Hinds has laid out his vision for the schooling system, which will culminate in all graduates being vaporized to avoid the disappointment of low-wage gig-economy.  Anyone over 21 will … Continue reading

October 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

May to play fiddle at Brexit Festival


Said to be a celebration of a world beyond EU and the inevitable ‘rise of the rat’, the 2022 Brexit Festival will have something for everyone – except financial security.  … Continue reading

October 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Eddie Marsan finally goes ‘full Tory’


Using Lee Strasberg’s ‘Method’ and 28 cans of Red Bull, Eddie Marsan has succeeded in portraying Shakespeare’s most challenging villain and secret Conservative voter – Aaron the More-You-Earn-The-Less-You-Care.  With the … Continue reading

August 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May wows Glastonbury with her face-painting


While Jeremy Corbyn pandered to youngsters with his vision of hope and love, the Prime Minister nailed the John Peel Stage with her avant-garde bukakee madrigal and balloon animals. ‘Living … Continue reading

July 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

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