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Glastonbury sells out on news that ‘there will be face-painting’


Booking lines have been inundated, with festival goers hoping to experience the once in a lifetime experience of having a sparkly butterfly drawn on their face, by someone with a … Continue reading

October 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

University graduation to be modelled on Logan’s Run


Damian Hinds has laid out his vision for the schooling system, which will culminate in all graduates being vaporized to avoid the disappointment of low-wage gig-economy.  Anyone over 21 will … Continue reading

October 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

May to play fiddle at Brexit Festival


Said to be a celebration of a world beyond EU and the inevitable ‘rise of the rat’, the 2022 Brexit Festival will have something for everyone – except financial security.  … Continue reading

October 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Eddie Marsan finally goes ‘full Tory’


Using Lee Strasberg’s ‘Method’ and 28 cans of Red Bull, Eddie Marsan has succeeded in portraying Shakespeare’s most challenging villain and secret Conservative voter – Aaron the More-You-Earn-The-Less-You-Care.  With the … Continue reading

August 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May wows Glastonbury with her face-painting


While Jeremy Corbyn pandered to youngsters with his vision of hope and love, the Prime Minister nailed the John Peel Stage with her avant-garde bukakee madrigal and balloon animals. ‘Living … Continue reading

July 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Kate Bush endorsed Rolf, now Theresa


Twitter is aflame with righteous indignation, as pop’s own Earth Mother has described Theresa May as ‘wonderful’ and at least on par with Stephen Fry’s atonal nonsense on ‘50 Words … Continue reading

December 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Shakespeare to remain authentically boring


The Board of Shakespeare’s Globe have reassured audiences of their mission to produce shows of ‘mind-numbing tweeness’, purposely designed to send your average GCSE Literature student into a spiral of … Continue reading

November 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Cleese sues ‘Fawlty Towers’ for making the rest of his career look bad


Having threatened to sue an Australian theatre company for a ‘shameless rip-off’ of his award-winning comedy show, John Cleese has been forced to take out a similar injunction against his … Continue reading

April 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

George Martin dies, yet Kanye West still lives.‏


Proving that God has no ear for music but has a firm grasp of irony, George Martin has passed away at the age of 90.   Yet as the world mourns … Continue reading

March 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

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