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Theresa May wows Glastonbury with her face-painting


While Jeremy Corbyn pandered to youngsters with his vision of hope and love, the Prime Minister nailed the John Peel Stage with her avant-garde bukakee madrigal and balloon animals. ‘Living … Continue reading

July 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Kate Bush endorsed Rolf, now Theresa


Twitter is aflame with righteous indignation, as pop’s own Earth Mother has described Theresa May as ‘wonderful’ and at least on par with Stephen Fry’s atonal nonsense on ‘50 Words … Continue reading

December 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Shakespeare to remain authentically boring


The Board of Shakespeare’s Globe have reassured audiences of their mission to produce shows of ‘mind-numbing tweeness’, purposely designed to send your average GCSE Literature student into a spiral of … Continue reading

November 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Cleese sues ‘Fawlty Towers’ for making the rest of his career look bad


Having threatened to sue an Australian theatre company for a ‘shameless rip-off’ of his award-winning comedy show, John Cleese has been forced to take out a similar injunction against his … Continue reading

April 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

George Martin dies, yet Kanye West still lives.‏


Proving that God has no ear for music but has a firm grasp of irony, George Martin has passed away at the age of 90.   Yet as the world mourns … Continue reading

March 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ misses out on another literary award


  Despite being the world’s most unimaginative colouring-in-book, E.L.James’ BDSM novel has been overlooked once again, in favour of ‘joined up writing’ and ‘syntax’.  Even the release of an eye-catching … Continue reading

March 2, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Ugly naked guy’ will not return to ‘Top Gear’‏


Although ‘Joey’ from Friends is set to join the new cast of Top Gear, ‘Ugly Naked Clarkson’ has ruled out a return to the BBC’s flagship motoring programme.  The acquisition … Continue reading

February 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Journalist discovered trapped inside Adele’s anus


At least one member of the music press and upwards of a dozen photographers are thought to have gone too far in trying to ingratiate themselves with the international pop … Continue reading

February 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Bowie dies in Cameron protest


Inspired by ‘The Squeeze’ mocking the Prime Minister on the ‘Andrew Marr Show’, the 70’s pop legend has decided to stage the ‘ultimate snub’ by exiting this mortal coil while … Continue reading

January 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

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